oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

Lured? Nope, I’ve been manifesting this shit since 2008. I will BEG for a vampire! I don’t care if I’m a human capri sun bag, bite me.

“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other

idk guys maybe we should try calling the amazon rain forest “sovereign indigenous lands” more often because i’m still seeing people talk about it like some sort of vast terra nullis where there are only animals–you know, like a colonialist

There are lots of indigenous people and tribes here, and their culture is shared a lot in my hometown — I’m from Manaus which is a city literally in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. So, yeah, people need to stop talking like that.

Thanks I had no idea how misinformed I am, this is really important to know

Like, we would need the rainforest with or without humans there but it is also the home of actual people who aren’t being given much more property rights than the apes and that should not be something happening anywhere in the world.

how is any of this considered blogging

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

2012, doctor who and Sherlock.

Be teachable. You’re not always right.

why must the ketchup bottle be used as an awkward/fumbling moment when THERES LITERALLY NO KETCHUP IN YHE BOYTLE. SHE JUST SHAKES THE BOTTLE AND NOTHING COMES OUT.

EXACTLY

WHAT IF SHE FELT BAD CUZ HER AND CHARLIE BOTH REACHED FOR IT AND HE GAVE IT TO HER AND SHE REALIZED SHE DIDNT WANT IT SO SHE PRETENDED TO PUT SOME ON HER PLATE BECAUSE SHE FELT BAD

WAIT NO GUYS! I thought the same thing for years!!!! When I went to the 10th anniversary screening, I fucking saw ketchup come out and go onto the plate. I about shit myself I was so mind blown. I swear the larger screen and format must have allowed for more picture to be shown or something. I still can’t get over it.

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

bro why would you wish me a happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates the toyota sales event