Send me cool fish facts

Some times this website makes me feel like a fish

it's the fatty, oily flesh of the noble salmon that allows me a belief in some other power. my teeth gingerly carve the tender flesh into a chunk that dazzles my tongue. delighted molars then receive the brunt of further labor, lovingly grinding this to paste, which in turn waters the garden of my gut bacteria and lower intestine. lipids nourish fat stores, muscle to muscle, bone i spit. the bone is curious. it reminds me the salmon also once lived. i imagine it slicing through a riverbed, forcing its way up the stream. i imagine territory fights, gnarled fish-teeths lunging for flesh. i imagine cloudy bloody water. it might even have tasted its kind like i have. i wonder if it liked it.

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too