promises of redemption

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

there are people in this world you haven’t even met yet who are going to love you so much, so please just hold on because the people who are right for you will find you

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

This feels like a throwaway joke from The Good Place.

Drag them.

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure