Feeling Lucky?

Switching to your samurai sword is faster than reloading

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

armand "no one has painted me in over 400 years" and daniel "depicted him so vividly and compellingly in his book that he's gained a cultish fan following" molloy are gonna kiss on screen. btw. [fireworks go off, the crowd cheers, world peace is declared]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked