Robot Connoisseur

"Why don't you just give in?" The villain hummed, tilting the battered hero's chin up with her finger. "We'll have so much more fun if you just do what I say."

"Why don't you just make me?" The hero spoke through grit teeth.

¹⁾ “those wanted posters are plastered on the doors of every general store and livery for ten miles in any direction - did you really think you wouldn’t be recognised?”

²⁾ “how charming of all these outlaws to wait until i was sworn in as sheriff before they rolled through town.”

³⁾ “i know this town is more modern than most we’ve come across, but i think there’ll still be questions raised if we head on into the boarding house together and ask for a single room.”

⁴⁾ “i can’t say i’ve ever seen a pairing so odd as a gravedigger and a midwife before.”

⁵⁾ “psst… psst! the guys took a ride out to the creek and spotted one of the sheriff’s goons scouting out the trail we took up here yesterday. we need to get moving, now!”

⁶⁾ “shit, if i knew they’d started making bounty hunters this pretty i would’ve stopped trying so damn hard to stay clear of you.”

⁷⁾ “that rancher came by asking after my hand again today. you don’t get your act together soon, and i’m gonna start letting him believe it’s a possibility.”

⁸⁾ "there's easier ways to get my attention than to get bucked, y'know."

⁹⁾ "does your madame require you to pay this much attention to all your patrons, or have you taken a shine to me already?"

¹⁰⁾ "for a city kid, you're starting to look awful comfortable up on that saddle."

¹¹⁾ "i can't help but find it curious that in a wagon train so big, you keep finding your way back to my side day after day."

¹²⁾ "i would've never brought us out west if i knew this is what laid ahead."

¹³⁾ "and tell me, do all your fellow preachers spend as much time in the cathouse as they do in their church?"

¹⁴⁾ "when you said you wanted to spend time with me i figured it'd be in the saloon, not driving a herd of batshit mustangs up the goddamn mountain on our own!"

Lassoed and dragged across the dirt via horse

Gagged with their own bandana

Shootouts!

Stranded in the middle of nowhere

Black hat trying on the cowboy's hat

Being forcibly lead by rope on a long trip, stumbling, falling, just waiting for a break

Forced to sleep in the barn with the animals

Their food being given to the horses or cows, forcing them to starve or eat something worse

Kicked by boots

Falling off their horse

Subjected to the elements while on a journey

Trampled by horses or cows

Kidnapped by bandits for ransom, knowledge, bragging rights, bait, or fun

Framed and declared an outlaw

Accidentally walking (or shoved) into a saloon of black hats

Digging out a bullet

Camping in the cold nighttime wilderness

Attacked by wildlife

Thrown into the town jail

a collection of random ideas, some taken from other places. sorted into art, writing, and others (non-art/writing).

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art

draw a scene from their lore

redraw memes / trends

character lineup / height chart

crossovers with other fandoms you like

make icons / profile pictures of them

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