I would sell my soul for one potato

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

happy pride specifically to my fellow bisexuals who feel invalidated. having a girlfriend does not make me any less bisexual. remember that your identity is yours. i see you. i am rooting for you.

IRELAND AND SAN MARINO ROBBED

mika and laura singing that people have the power, if people had the power, latvia would be in the final

Just letting everyone watching eurovision know thst the Irish entry this year is from derry was on derry girls (remember the protestants vs catholics scene), also was an extra on game of thrones. She also has her own eurovision iceberg that includes the time she lost her passport in spain and had to have the Spanish border control listen to her eurovision song to verify her identity. Lastly she's just really really funny