Can't we all just get along?

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Send [CHEEK] for your muse to squish my muse's cheeks

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"Please, feel free to settle in. This area has been quiet for a while. Been laying low here. You've gotta tell me what you've been up to yourself too. Call it our trade."

"Nothing much, the usual duties of establishing contact with the rest of the Stardroids, as well as Father making sure I remain diligent with training. I think you might like my other father, and the rest of my extended family!"

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"You never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from." "Thank you for taking the job on such short notice." "My bad luck is biblical. I don't even try to kill people and someone dies." "Why's this job paying so well?" "I know I'm being judgemental, I need to work on that." "Take the gun." "I'll assume you didn't take the gun?" "I'm thinking of starting my own agency. You know, simple jobs all the time." "Oh come on- no you don't have to nick the biscuits man." "Why'd I do that? It's like I have a compulsion or something." "Why didn't you tell me to bring a gun?" "Shit I think I dropped my ticket." "You're bleeding, mate." "Who the fuck did I kill?" "Yeah. No I don't bleed." "I always bring my stickers with me, you know that." "You're a Percy. Young, sweet, not all there." "What is important is the seventeen dead bodies we left." "I'll smash my fucking head through a god damn brick wall." "Three assholes with swords." "I like swords, actually." "A negative outlook leads to a negative outcome." "You're a liability, you know?" "We need to find the person who took that case." "Maybe you're right, maybe my luck is starting to turn." "We got his son, that's our job." "Our job was to come back with his son, and ten million dollars." "Why do I even bother forwarding you the briefings?" "'He's dangerous' they said, 'a modern plague' they said." "If you mention Thomas the Tank Engine one more time I'm going to shoot you in the fucking face." "He asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up." "Three words, [name], we are fucked." "People think I'm just some girl. Someone's future wife, future mother. But I'm not in someone's story, you're in mine." "Oh that's my favorite part of the story. You're going to kill him for me." "Sit back and watch something, you look tense." "We find the fucker who took the brief case, make things right, it'll be like it never happened." "Nut up or shut up, bruv." "You stabbed me?!" "Can we just take a time-out here? Talk this out?" "Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger." "The guy who stabbed me. I spilled wine on his suit. He's dead now." "See what's what I'm talking about. We have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people we surround ourselves with." "There's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you." "You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen." "Really, you don't remember me? You shot me. You shot me twice." "Real quick, uh, every day is a fucking headache with you isn't it?" "Here's the plan, I give you back your case and you don't kill me." "It's like what Thomas the Tank Engine says: simple is better." "No no. I ain't got the time, or the patience, yet alone the interest." "There's another body here." "Snatch and grab my ass. There's someone else doing a job on this train." "Jesus Christ you've had a bit of a bosh, pal." "Would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?" "Is like a... like a sex thing?" "Hey, bro, wanna make an easy two-hundred bucks?" "The 'innocent young girl' act doesn't get you very far if you're holding a loaded gun." "You can't control what fate has in store for us." "Shit that asshole stole my phone- and my gun!" "Wave to your fucking fans, princess." "Be careful, there's something else going on here." "You shoot first, come up with the answers later." "Oh look at that. I knew my luck would rub off on you." "For what it's worth you seem like a right fucking asshole." "I'm finding it very hard to follow this story." "I have a wire in my bag, I think we can use it to lock the door from the outside." "That's a tear. That's really authentic, mate." "I'm glad you enjoyed the performance." "You stole my snake." "Thirty seconds before the venom does its thing." "You don't have another one? You've got to be better prepared." "You want a blanket? You want me to hold your hand?" "I want to look into your eyes when I kill you." "I'm so happy to see you. Please help me." "Was that a snake?" "Let's just move, let me grab your bag." "Fate will do what it wills." "I returned home and found nothing but ash and blood."