A little Shhep

This is how I used to show up to my weekly ttrpg. Only one person there actually knew about my diapers. She made sure to constantly touch my diaper and make it crinkle and give me an absolute panic attack from the noise lol.

"Did the dumb baby have an accident?"

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

Or if you're a baby, just eat goo and skip the whole thing

They have crops! Most (but not all) birds have a pouch at the top of their eosophagus where they can hold a whole bunch of food, kind of like a hamster holding food in its cheeks. This allows them to eat very quickly and then get somewhere safe, or in the case of babies, be fed a lot of food all at once. They will slowly swallow the potion of shut the fuck up over time, and when they run out, they will once again Scream.

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They are much more of a silly baby than me... right? 🥺🍼