perspective is a lovely hand to hold.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

can i fall asleep on your chest while you play with my hair?

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

I feel like I am not enough and too much at the same time

Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

Hate it when you have An Appointment in a few days and you're like well now I have no time to do anything at all because there is An Appointment in my future

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