Your Yoda I Will Be

I need new gaming buddies

"Seriously? C’mon, Stiles — To think, I had high hopes in you."

"Sorry to disappoint but you should have known better."

Right, she’s just going to try and ignore the innuendo hidden in there, because she’d pretty sure he doesn’t realize it quite yet.

"I could be thinking of more horrible things out loud."

"So we’re dating now..?"

"I guess so. I'm new to this dating scene."

"That depends.  Does Scott normally ask out loud what he has to do to get laid in the middle of math class?"

"Maybe? I'm not his keeper."

"Why is everyone so obsessed with having sex? — Doesn’t anyone think about, like, their homework?"

"Nope."

"It was kind of funny."

"Heh, awesome. Totally not wasted."

"That’s a joke… right?"

"Yes... A horrible joke, I guess."

"That’s the problem, I do want to…"

"So, let's do the thing. Make a blood pack or how ever dating works."