Lilly

thinking about how my dad and his friends used to crash weddding after parties for fun

my temper is truly something to be desired cause why am i getting so angry over some fucking lamps

i hate when other people buy me my cigarettes and they get the wrong ones like you had one fucking job to do you moron

i feel bad for every friend of mine who’s tried to wingman me cause i’m genuinely way too neurotic when it comes to anything remotely romantic

just thinking about how my hot coworker pinned me against a wall one time

people who unfollow you but leave you as their follower are genuinely demonic

i’m so mean in my head people in my life should genuinely be more grateful that i’m perpetually biting my tongue

my friends said i was 2013 great gatsby coded im assuming that’s a good thing