Dire

This is a side blog (main blog here!) for me to tell the world about my crack fics.

And by crack fics I mean fics that I wrote when I was a little kid and took very seriously at the time, and looking back as an adult I’m cringing. Btw they’re all about Aphmau.

On the off chance that I do give you an idea, or you like something here of mine, please ask me before you do anything with it. I may laugh at them, but they are forever part of my childhood, and in a sense they are dear to me. But please feel free to ask!

scrapped storylines under the cut:

part one here

somebody screamed. Maybe Garroth, maybe Aaron, maybe Issa. Looking back, no one was quite sure. It seemed to happen in slow motion. The shark’s mouth closed, blood splattered, Issa’s hands let go of the rope, and her top half tumbled into the water.

Scrapped one shot for Aphmau’s Mermaid Tales

the “saber” part I added when making this post bc season 2

Ok so basically it was just Melissa in Mermaid Tales. Buuuuuut angsty!

Anyone else excited to see how he reacts to the after math???? I AM!

again with the scrapped MID OCs, Noya was supposed to be Leif’s niece. In the (my) storyline, Leif had been one of Asch’s knights for 8 years, and when he left- or got left- Noya was 5. When the group returned latter to the clan with Ava to hide, Noya was 13.

again, unoriginal me, I inverted Tiss’s power, and gave Noya the magic to create uncannily good illusions. No potions involved, and she could one thing look like a completely different thing. Using a lot of energy, she was even learning to make the illusions solid, something that (I decided) other Daemos couldn’t do.

She was a spunky kid, and like how people say that each MID character has their counterpart in the other plane (Mrs. Oats and Lady Grandma, Rhal and Lorali’s boyfriend what’s-his-name), Noya’s “counterpart” was supposed to be Marleen. Noya was mature and slightly murderess, but she didn’t enjoy torture. She knew the “thrill of the kill” but liked more so the chase than the actual ending of lives. Nevertheless she was an assassin. And unlike Leif she did a lot of cleaning. Physical description under the cut. Leif and Tiss would also call Noya “Noyari.”

Recommend context here and other context here.

Function: used at the end of a name! For example, “Liefair,” or “Tissari.” For names that end in the letter a, an extra a may or may not be added. With the example of Ava, “Avari” and “Ava-ari” would both be correct. But the hyphen matters! I had another OC named Noya (and looking back on this latter I realize that Noya and Noi may have been to similar), and they always called her “Noyari,” and not “Noya-ari.”

Meaning: “ari” meant “someone you won’t leave behind.” “Someone that you care about.” “Someone that you keep around for more than personal benefit.”

This is in context of my scrapped OC Tiss, who served as Leif’s older sister. He would call her “Tissari,” and she would call him “Leifari.” Not everyone in the clad called each other ari, but it was mainly familial- not always though!

I used to have this obsession where I needed to make a secret sibling oc for my favorite characters. Leif from My Inner Demons was not except from this craze of mine.

Her name was Tiss, and she was 10 years older than Leif. They were in the assassin clan together, and they were orphans. Original. I know. In MID, Ava asks if all Daemos (or however you spell it) had magic, and if memory serves correct, Leif said something along the lines of most people in “the kingdom.” We know that our favorite murderess little boy grew up outside of the kingdom, so Tiss didn’t have a traditional type of magic. Credit to my tiny child brain who couldn’t think of anything, she had the ability to see through illusions- perfectly. Nothing could fool her, and she could see the real deal without a second glance. Physical description under the cut.

another thing I’m known for in the fandom, complicating and unnecessary extra lore! So I’ll explain background stuff here, but basically Leif would always call Tiss “Tissari,” and Tiss would always call Leif “Liefari.”