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Hozier on Late Night Wednesday November 20th doing Jackboot Jump apparently!!!!!!!!!

Uber Sex Trafficking (Atlanta, GA): Be careful when getting into Lyft & Uber drivers cars.

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

Thank you.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like "Hey! Cut it out." and then vanishes and no one believes this child

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2020

GenZ’s: nothing I do will ever really matter lol. shits fucked either way dudes. *dresses like stay-at-home dad and dances to Post Malone*

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.

that being said... obviously you should still try. saying a name as correctly as you physically can goes a long way for making someone feel respected and humanized, and dismissing a name entirely as too hard goes a long way to disrespect and dehumanize people. just also accept that someone’s accent interfering with their pronunciation isn’t a sign of lack of trying, but a sign of physical limits

Be the one who tries.