f1 & motogp drivers HogwartsAU
(i can't believe it myself, this is me after 7 hours playing hogwarts legacy)
ayrton senna - the greatest mystic mage of the last century, no cap. his patronus was so stupidly powerful it literally flashbanged dementors a whole mile away. senna died during a tragic magical experiment right in front of the entire ministry, rip king. the catastrophe permanently changed magical safety laws - after him the ministry fully rewrote wand creation rules and nerfed extreme movement spells into the ground. his enchanted portrait now hangs in the gryffindor common room and he gives the most profound philosophical advice, like a wizard therapist. we stan a legend.
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michael schumacher - former minister of magic
his era got written into the textbooks as “the red age” and tbh that’s iconic. schumacher is the ultimate reformer, built every department with terrifying german precision. turned chaotic bureaucracy into an actual flawless unbeatable machine. stepped down at peak power and left management standards that literally nobody has surpassed since. big “retired as a god” energy.
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alain prost - head of the misuse of magic office (were top-tier colleagues with Schumacher back when he was holding down the Minister post)
bureaucrat to his core, absolute genius in magical law. this man won duels against dark wizards not by blasting them but by finding loopholes in their own defences and making them break magical contracts on a technicality, causing them to lose their powers. irl rules lawyer, s-tier pedant.
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lewis hamilton - head of the department of magical law enforcement top auror and simultaneously the most progressive politician in the ministry. runs the hit wizard squad but instead of basic robes he rocks the most jaw-dropping designer fits from diagon alley, slay. fights hard for muggle-born rights, reforms the wizengamot and pushes ecological magic. truly doing the work.
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marc márquez - curse-breaker at gringotts
specialist in the most unhinged ancient curses. storms egyptian pyramids and abandoned crypts like it’s nothing. regularly eats deathly jinxes, loses limbs, shatters bones, but in the field just downs skele-gro, slaps on a splint and crawls back into the tomb muttering “there’s a sick artifact down there and i’m getting it.” absolute Spanish chaos.
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valentino rossi - founder of an independent magical order
said no to ministry positions and built his own secret organisation (order vr46). trains young mages in combat and defensive magic using his personal methods. half the current ministry staff are his ride-or-die disciples ready to raise wands the second their magister calls. unofficial kingmaker vibes.
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fernando alonso (defence against the dark arts)
has taught this subject longer than anyone’s been alive. cynical, survived three ministers for magic, knows dark magic from the inside inside. students go pale in his lessons but walk out ready for any life catastrophe. ngl the man is terrifying and we respect it.
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sebastian vettel (herbology / care of magical creatures)
the whole school’s comfort person. seb was a fearsome auror back in his red bull era but got tired of violence. now he digs in greenhouses, rescues endangered nifflers, inspects first-year wands for safety and lectures about preserving hogwarts’ magical ecosystem. ultimate soft dad energy, protect him at all costs.
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students
francesco bagnaia (7th year, ravenclaw)
head boy. notes are flawless, transfiguration is immaculate. passes everything with "outstanding" through sheer phenomenal discipline. walking perfectionist.
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charles leclerc (7th year, gryffindor)
insanely gifted duelist but an ancient family curse hangs over him. at the worst possible moment his wand fizzles or a potion explodes right in front of the ministry exam board. the whole of hogwarts is emotionally invested in his personal tragedy, we are all suffering together
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max verstappen (7th year, slytherin)
a literal prodigy child trained in high-level combat magic by his dad since he was a toddler. he doesn't care about house points or school rules; he just wants to obliterate everyone in duels with absolute, feral precision. once cast a borderline forbidden spell during a casual spar, and ever since, george has been reporting him to the ministry as a "dangerous dark wizard with zero anger control." max literally does not care
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george russell (7th year, ravenclaw)
prefect. hair perfectly combed, robes immaculate. if someone breaks curfew he sends a three-foot parchment complaint directly to the minister for magic. absolute rule enforcer, tattletale king.
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lando norris (7th year, hufflepuff)
the senior years’ main chaotic rebel. constantly orders contraband from weasleys’ wizard wheezes, sets off dungbombs in the toilets and barely scrapes by in exam prep even though magic literally runs in his blood. gremlin mode on.
fabio quartararo (5th year, gryffindor)
huge potential but was accidentally given an old cracked wand. still pulls off powerful magic through sheer willpower. the definition of “no tools, just vibes”.
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marco bezzecchi (5th year, gryffindor)
robe collar permanently undone, always getting into corridor duels with slytherins to defend the honour of his mentor valentino rossi. loyal af and ready to throw hands (spells) at any time.
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alex márquez (5th year, hufflepuff)
calm and devoted to his house. studies diligently while his older brother marc is out there getting cursed in tombs, and he’s determined to prove to the professors he’s his own wizard, thank you very much. soft but determined energy.
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luca marini (4th year, ravenclaw)
rossi’s half-brother but his complete opposite. quiet, cold-blooded intellectual. spends hours in the library grinding ancient runes and arithmancy. his spells are nearly silent but hit with sniper precision. big brain energy.
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pedro acosta (2nd year, gryffindor)
child prodigy. first year accidentally produced a corporeal patronus (a freaking shark) in dada, scaring professor alonso half to death. insanely brave, zero fear of prefects, already a legend. actual main character.
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