kageyama kazuyo to his grandson, kageyama tobio

i don’t just mean because profs send most important stuff via blackboard and email or whatever

but because it is the most reliable method of getting so much free stuff

the first week of the semester i got an email mentioning you could show up to the dorm common room one evening and get a free succulent guess who has a succulent now

literally this morning i got an email about how apparently it’s my honors college’s 30th birthday and there would be cake in the study suite. like 5 fucking people showed up so they just let us have as much cake as we want, i ate like two pieces and took one home in a tupperware, they also gave me a mug, a lanyard, and like 3 pens i am living like a fucking king