The Moose

Corporate Culture at Kinder Morgan

That’s me in the boardroom of the Kinder Morgan offices in North Vancouver. And that's an oil spill on my face.

I saw some funny things when I worked at Kinder Morgan. Not ha-ha-funny, though. Here are but a few examples of workplace “humour” at KM.

The second photo - “Safety, Quality, Environmental Excellence” - is merely unintentionally funny.

Photo three makes clear Kinder Morgan's Six Seven Core Principles, including, of course, commitment to Lip Service.

The fourth photo reveals Kinder Morgan's real desire: “their land.” (It’s funny ‘cause it’s true!)

Finally, the meme poster picturing an oil-covered bird on an oil-spilled beach is especially charming. The poor guy just wants to get out of there and go home. Oh wait. He is home and it’s covered in oil.

Also found this, pictured in the daytime here, before poor Laos, who is cut off at the bottom of this photo, joined the party with me, Mr. 8 and, presumably, an anarchist.

Just found this on Statigram. Can't quite tell if it's the stencil I put in Victoria Park, or the one I put on 360 Glen, that back-alley punk-hipster-metal venue, which I love hanging out at but not actually going in.

Just found this on Follow The Bunny's tumblr.

From vancouvergraffiti.wordpress.com.

More moose, courtesy of vancouvergraffiti.wordpress.com. See them all here.

I did this on my first night ever out stenciling the moose, about a year ago now. I haven't been back to see this one since, and I'm surprised it's still up.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Why would I kill myself when there's so much shitty graffiti to make fun of? I haven't received much hostile feedback, except from overly sensitive whiners like yourself. These socalled "writers" are real pussies, getting all offended at the slightest bit of teasing.

Why not - if you're going to break the law and put, ahem, art up in public - do something half-way interesting? Instead of, you know, a bunch of illegible bubble letters. Too concerned with perfecting their "dope handstyles" and getting as many "ups" as possible, or whatever the stupid graffito lingo is.

Sorry if my little stencils offend or annoy you, cbowmcdizle - if that is your real name, which it might be, since it sounds as moronic as you do. You don't have to "follow" me if you don't want to.