A Tin Of Beans

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

Its summer, you know what that means

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

this would be such a good adaptation if you just closed your eyes and ears and also got beaten to near unconsciousness with a tire iron

you'd think it'd be Odysseus who founded Rome considering all that guy did was roam

the number one rule of social interactions is you can always leave

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.