➵ the first thing meg did when the two groups met was bully tommy for being a child
➵ needless to say he was not happy™
➵ caligula: *grabs techno by the shoulders*
➵ caligula: you’re telling me you, a pig, managed to achieve godhood before I did??? THE AUDACITY
➵ BRO IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF HAMILTON REFERENCES THAT WOULD BE FLYING NON-STOP (heh) ONCE WILBUR GETS A TOUR OF CBH AND SEES THE POSTERS OVER AUSTIN’S BED
➵ wilbur would fit right in with cabin seven idc idc idc
➵ that or dionysus actually, now that i think about it
➵ apollo and eret are the “strutting in dangerously tall heels and have smiles bright enough to blind you if you look directly at them” bis while piper and niki are the “quietly vibing to soft piano music in a flower field” kind of bis
➵ medea and techno bonding for two reasons
➵ first one is that he was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
➵ second is simply bc he drop kicked that child in self defense
➵ leo would NOT stop playing “what does the fox say” every time he saw fundy
➵ they eventually became good friends after working together to win a game of capture the flag
➵ fundy still gets teased for being le furry though
➵ once crest comes back, i think they’d get along great
➵ i already told my friend glow this but !! calypso and niki vibing together over their similar fashion sense and going thrifting together every weekend
➵ the villains are from roman history and shit yeah but imagine how excited techno would be when he realizes he’s actually talking to the apollo himself and oh god the world of monsters and gods are real holy shit this feels like a dream come true whoa
➵ tommy challenging the ares kids to arm wrestling contests and tubbo cheering him on
➵ that’s such a funny image to me
➵ dream teaming up with the triumvirate?
➵ the amount of strings they’d pull would be downright mind-boggling
➵ ok i’ll stop now promise
➵ sleepy bois inc and the waystation gang…
➵ god i wish that were me
➵ techno accidentally walking in on lester practicing his ode to bacon
➵ can we get an f in the chat
➵ sapnap and skeppy teaming up with connor and sherman to prank bbh
➵ they probably *would’ve* gotten britomartis involved but lbr she’d just end up killing the poor guy
➵ ghostbur talking to jason in elysium and them comparing experiences as a member of the aliven’t people gang
➵ big q absolutely losing his goddamn mind after hearing that leo called calypso “mamacita”
➵ bro u know when the campers would be gathered around the campfire singing songs and other campy stuff?
➵ and doesn’t quackity have like, a voice changer or some shit?
➵ i think u already know where i’m going with this 👀
➵ none of the campers being phased when they find out wilbur canonically had seggs with a fish
➵ just look at their godly parents
➵ schlatt being on no one’s side at first but working with the triumvirate since they seemed to be the ones who can offer the most power
➵ died of alcohol poisoning during one of commodus’ spectacles r.i.p.
➵ drista + lavinia threatening dream and don with a fork LMAO
➵ their energy is ✨immaculate✨
➵ nico playing e-girls are ruining my life and sharing his headphones with niki
➵ she’s one of the nicest people he’s ever met
➵ her taking him under her wing and joining reyna and hazel in the nico protection squad (still living siblings edition)
➵ ik she’s not part of the smp but i’d like to put it out here that a thalia / minx friendship would be legendary
➵ i’ve been reading way too many fics where the sbi twins spar and shit but gimme a lit n wilbur n techno friendship where they discuss sword moves and the ancient world PLS
➵ if nero and dream decide to manipulate me next i’d simply die right then and there on the spot 🏃🏻♀️💨
➵ ranboo teaching meg memes/vines
➵ she hasn’t really had a proper childhood and he’s the one who radiates the most gen z energy to me
➵ just an interesting concept
➵ tubbo getting lester to tell him about his son aristaeus (bee dude and yes i had to search it up bc who the hell can remember that name at 4:56 in the morning after two days of little to no sleep)
➵ niki would fit right in at aeithales !!!
➵ phil and leto being good parents together is something that lives in my head rent free
➵ bro sixty smth hcs in and i still haven’t talked about their potential godly parents smh
➵ pls keep in mind that even though i’ve been invested in the dream smp shit for a couple of weeks now ik the personalities of some characters better than others and that these are just personal headcanons/guesses so if u disagree that’s fine just pls don’t send slurs lol 🥲
➵ dream has eris kid vibes
➵ very good at causing chaos and playing with people’s minds to create discord
➵ flower shop and all that :]
➵ wilbur… hmm… dramatic + dark academia aesthetic but also the corruption arc
➵ nemesis is all about balance and revenge and all that good glory and gore go hand in hand jazz right?
➵ what made me headcanon this was the fact that wilbur blew up l’manberg bc if he couldn’t have it, no one can
➵ and if that’s not the most sick form of balance i’ve seen yet idk what is
➵ bc we all know what kind of deity nemesis is
➵ it just makes sense to me ok
➵ damn i’ve put more thought into this than any of the assignments i’ve got this year combined
➵ that last point was a joke ofc but atp idek anymore
➵ ares!techno bc *clears throat and attempts a deeper voice* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
➵ ares!tommy works better
➵ hecate!techno rights bc i saw a really dope fanart of him brewing potions once
➵ that’s it that’s the tweet :P
➵ what cabin number was hypnos again bc i needa yeet a certain mr. not found in there
➵ i wasn’t really in the fandom then but i’ve heard he slept thru a very important election
➵ did a little bit of digging on wikipedia and the dream team wiki and now i’ve narrowed down who i think eret’s godly parent might be
➵ the passage from their wiki page that lead to me making this decision: “Eret has a strong sense of justice, and feels the need to stand up for those who cannot stand up for themselves.”
➵ we need some romans in here
➵ oo concordia!tubbo perhaps?
➵ since he’s like, the diplomat one isn’t he?
➵ hell why not do aristaeus!tubbo too! both can work + this would give tubbo a some soft of familial relation to apollo that i’m too tired and brain dead to try and figure out rn but shhhh let’s just go with it
➵ i just read about the roman goddess mellona (protector of bees) and now we have three options
➵ im taking all three concepts and running with them and u cant stop me
➵ idk much about her character or her in general but i was thinking
➵ how about we do Leucothea!Captain Puffy
➵ Leucothea is a sea goddess who helped sailors according to wikipedia in case anyone’s confused
➵ nyx!ranboo only bc of the enderman aesthetic and i'm a sucker for primordial deities
➵ laverna!schlatt aka goddess of trickery and unlawful gain
➵ again, i’m not very well versed in the way his character is like in this rp but i’ve read enough to have a general idea and wow he lowkey kinda reminds me of commodus in a way with all the paranoia and over the top festivities and power hungriness and whatnot
➵ sapnap, child of hermes
➵ my hc for fundy’s godly parent is based solely on a tiktok i saw please don’t stab me
➵ according to the person who explained the lore that involved his character, he has always been in a position to make any choice of allies he wants, and the sides he chose are always the winners
➵ i dont remember much of the video tbh so im just going off of the tidbits i remember
➵ and janus is the god of doorways and choices and transitions iirc
➵ hopefully the dots are connected
➵ oh jeez im talking too much so we’re gonna have to wrap this up
➵ sorry i couldn’t do everyone but if u have ur own ideas i’d love to hear them ok bi bi!
i apologize if there are any spelling mistakes 🥲 partly dedicated to my friends @alltheglowingeyess and @petramysticaclxv who have helped fueled my obsession and love for these two fandoms even more
most of this was honestly just me slamming the keys whenever my empty brain thought of something cool-ish but to be fair, when are any of my posts not me just thinking out loud as i go along. bolded and color coded stuff bc that makes long posts like this one easier to read. i really did not think this thru oh god the tags are gonna be hell BAHAHA christ pls don’t let this flop ok bi bi for real this time
