Evidence of John Dory being canonly a brocon and a sex pest
Why are you, telling your younger brother WHAT UNDERWEAR TO WEAR???
AND ALSO. WHY ARE YOU BOOKING PHOTOSHOOTS OF YOUR TEEN BROTHER *IN* THE UNDERWEAR YOU CHOSE??
John Dory: ugh I wanna boil an egg on those abs
HELLO????? Did you just call your brother hot?? And make a pass at him??
Why do you have the first song. Of the first show that Baby Branch is in, who's probably no older than 3, be THE ONE YOU WROTE ABOUT SEX???
Who taught Branch to wiggle his little hips and wink at the crowd?? Hello???
John Dory literally shows up and sexually assaults his baby brother in front of his girlfriend. Then proceeds to flirt with her very openly and clearly, with no regard to the entire wedding party. Like he has zero fucking self awareness at all.
His first question to Bruce is "How" when he's staring at his and his wife's size difference. Like. You know he's going through every single sexy possibility in his brain, trying to figure out the most likely.
And. Real question. Why do you have an adult diaper, John Dory?
And also. Why do you have an even *smaller* diaper you could offer????
And also. No one else is saying anything about it being weird. Are they just being polite? Or is this just on brand for him?
The way he hugs him and squishes their faces together is so fucking cute. Look at how touchy and close he wants to be with his brothers? Look how close his mouth gets to Branch's. And also look how Branch kiiiind of braces himself for it.
He does the same thing to Floyd right here too. Floyd doesn't brace himself though. He's much more open to John giving him physical affection than anyone else.
They make me sick π« π
This was mostly as a: anyone who doesn't think John Dory is a little weirdo freak Brocon (POS) is absolutely wrong.
Antis can't like John Dory. Because he is CANONLY a brother fucker.
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