Lit-a-Q

When keeping a dog on a tight leash just be aware that it is always close enough to bite you.

Hey uhhhh so... I accidentally fell into a volcano after escaping the asylum, can you teleport me before I accidentally sacrifice myself?

I acknowledge my better, when one shows up, I'll let you know.

Rap battle? Nah, it's verses versus verses.

Everyone manipulates people, and they do it all the time. It only becomes psychopathic if you acknowledge it.

To be ENTIRELY FAIR, it's not like the cancer *wants* to kill you.

I'm tires of fate accompli c'est la ve bullshit.

I'm just say'n, the japanese sure as fuck don't mess around with their pinky promises. One needle to the eye is already comparable to a death threat, but one thousand???

The darkest hour is never just before the dawn. It is, however, right before the street lights come on. Because then the streetlights make it no longer dark

Hey, do you think it's struggling so much because I turned the oven on?

See, I'm not being immature. You're just too inconsiderate to even consider the possibility that I actually was trying to go to sleep, and not just ignoring you.