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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

was diaryofagoodmutt 💌🐾 pls reblog to help me find my precious mutuals!!!

Need a partner who just continuously plays with my tits until I start lactating while I just lounge around and relax. Maybe even in my sleep. The dream

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

horny for hand holding with the thumb stroking thing and walking in a park

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

I definitely need it today, meatGod approved

i want to turn a smart, autistic, nerdy girl who is very independent and afraid of connection into a dumb whining pet who helplessly grind against my leg while i bite her soft pale neck and i will never apologize

so is anyone here into .. boobs