"Let's take estrogen, together!"

what if you were an eighteen year old ORPHAN and you were HUNGRY so you go to STEAL A MAN'S WALLET but he goes "no join my private totally legit organization" so you join his GOVERNMENT APPROVED (??? you hope???) DETECTIVE ORGANIZATION and then you have a bounty and the MAFIA is after you so you FIGHT THE MAFIA but then the AMERICANS show up and you have to fight SCOTT FITZGERALD on a GIANT FUCKING AIRSHIP with a man whose best friend is a COAT and your mentor STILL wants to KILL HIMSELF and his ex boyfriend is making your life a LIVING HELL and the little orphan girl you took in keeps trying to KILL PEOPLE and then you meet FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY and your found family is framed for MURDER and then coat man RIDES YOU (???) and then your homoerotic rival DIES and COMES BACK and your mentor is STILL BRINGING THAT FUCKING GINGER TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME and you STILL don't get PAID ENOUGH and you STILL can't afford food and NOW your whole FAMILY IS DEAD and your name is ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA and this is THE WORST FUCKING YEAR OF YOUR LIFE

and then just when you think it's finally over they send you to london

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S FINALLY FUCKING OVER THEY SEND YOU TO LONDON