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me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

i’d respond to this

plus points for creativity

s/o to me cause i really be going through it and i pick myself up every damn time

the hardest time i’ve ever laughed was when i tried to read “pooh’s adventures of me” out loud to my friends in a mcdonald’s i remember crying laughing for like 3 solid minutes trying to read it

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

What the fuck

♡ women with deep voices are a blessing sent by aphrodite herself ♡

This is genuinely hilarious