i’m prepared.

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

OP how could you

God could you imagine a scene in a fantasy movie or some shit where the heroes kill the main villain’s prized general or some shit and the villain pins one of their henchmen to the wall and is all like “Who killed my second-in-command?!?” and the henchman just like “we don’t know sir it was just some band of no-name adventurers!” and then the camera pans over to the adventurers just like 

I’ve been informed that No-Name brand is not commonly found outside of Canada so let me explain that these products are what I’m referencing with this

I keep thinking about one of my coworkers from the job I just left. She was 18, cute, and spoke Spanish. I swear every Spanish speaking guy in town under 25 hit on her! But my favorite favorite...

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders