Literally Anything the Third

— Ocean Vuong, Nothing

- opposite of a morning person. also the opposite of a night person. thrives from like 1pm-4pm and thats about it

- hand rolled cigarettes or bust. Spliffs.

- never matched his socks, or made his bed.

- cant read a room for the life of him. cries on birthdays (including his own) and generally other happy occasions. if sirius or james were in a group and wanted everyone else to fuck off, theyd be like "hey remus, do that thing you do where you make everyone so uncomfortable they leave"

- best kisses and best cuddles though. like you want a good nights sleep? find remus. hell be under a mound of blankets (or sirius black) and not move the entire night. no snoring, no sleep talking.

- hands and nails always chewed up/bleeding. sirius and james take turns slapping remus's hands out of his mouth.

- reading. times new roman font and words on pages dont leave you or wont wake up one day and tell you they dont love you anymore.

- joni mitchell.

- has like two hairs on the back of his head that wont go flat ever.

- only does things wandlessly and nonverbally because its less energy. And can never find his wand. "Oh. I can summon whatever i need without even saying anything? Let me perfect this bitch."

- doesnt actually like kids outside of a classroom environment. except for harry james potter. (has to give himself a massive peptalk before being around the weasley crew)

[ID: The Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo meme, edited to say, “I wish all Supernatural characters a very autistic.” The word ‘autistic’ is in a rainbow gradient. END ID]