I cop to 60% of the shit I'm blamed for.

Anyone else laugh whenever they see someone go “I DON’T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TRACKING ME” on some form of social media?

“They can stalk you”, tweets Karen from her phone that already has a built in GPS.

They’re saying this shit on Facebook; the irony isn’t lost on me one bit.

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Why am I happy to spend 20 minutes trying to place a food order online rather than spending 2 minutes on the phone calling it in? One of life’s mysteries.

Like the only times I’m ever using my phone as an actual phone is if work calls or a family member calls me. Otherwise, text and FaceTime is available.

You’re a man after my own heart. I usually leave my phone on silent too, so if anyone does call then I always miss it 😂 

I’ve had that happen to me before! Thankfully they weren’t important calls but it was wild going through my day and wondering why I haven’t been getting calls and seeing like 4-5 missed ones.

Why am I happy to spend 20 minutes trying to place a food order online rather than spending 2 minutes on the phone calling it in? One of life’s mysteries.

Like the only times I’m ever using my phone as an actual phone is if work calls or a family member calls me. Otherwise, text and FaceTime is available.

Why am I happy to spend 20 minutes trying to place a food order online rather than spending 2 minutes on the phone calling it in? One of life’s mysteries.

The amount of times I’ve had to hope and pray they heard my order right over the phone because of miscommunication one way or another makes me grateful for food apps.