wholocksthebathroomdoor

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

childhood emotion of wanting a dragon that is your friend so bad that it feels like there is a vacuum in your soul that only a dragon who is your friend can fill

childhood emotion of waking up from a dream where you can fly and experiencing an ache in your soul bc you have had a taste of the impossible and know your mortal body traps you on the earth and feel like you’ve lost something

This is why I'm writing a novel about a character with a dragon as a friend

@invadernav

irritated bisexual sadist

@litegreeen ...

I feel targeted

Noooo.......

irritated bisexual sadist

@litegreeen ...

I feel targeted

It's so fucking cold that I have no energy to do work

Awww cutie, I would warm you up but I'm too far😭

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