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Giancarlo Stanton And His Big Haunches Smack A Laser Into Left Field The Mariners Just Can’t Stop Slappin’ Dingers Javier Baez Mashed The Hell Out Of Another Tater Bartolo Colón Jacks First Career Dong May The Cubs Never Stop Mashing These Dingers Giancarlo Stanton Murdered A Baseball Hanley Ramirez Hit A Ball At The Sky Gods Yesterday A-Rod Whacks Dong Danny Valencia Spent A Game Hitting The Dog Piss Out Of The Ball Hanley Ramirez Clobbered The Bejesus Out Of This Pitch Both of J.J. Hardy’s Dingers Were Teeny-Tiny Baby Dingers Nomar Mazara Hit The Devils Out Of This Baseball Nelson Cruz Sent This Pitch To Goddamn Pluto Manny Machado Dinged A Dong Straight Out Of The Yard Madison Bumgarner Socked Another Madison Bumdinger The Rockies Sacrificed Seven Baseballs On The Altar Of The Dinger Gods Bryce Harper Finally Got A Pitch To Swing At And He Dinged A Huge Dang Dong Cory Dickerson Sent A Baseball To A Nice Farm Upstate To Live Out Its Days Giancarlo Stanton Just Jerked The Mightiest Dong Of The Season Manny Machado Hits The Ball So Dang Hard Indians Slap Three Dongs In Nine Pitches The Blue Jays Clanged A Bushel Of Dongers Off Yu Darvish Phillies Smack Three Honkin’ Taters In A Row Many People Are Saying Lorenzo Cain’s Elegant 302-Foot Dinger Is The Greatest Now Here Is A Mighty Dong Joey Gallo Cares Naught For Anything But Sweet, Sweet Dingers

Although it's not necessary, I do recommend playing the game first. It's just a few bucks on Steam and can be finished in less than two hours.

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.