I'm hipster trash and so is this blog

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

@/tennis gods, literally anybody but zverev please

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

fuuuuuck dude that’s class. were they wall to wall?

they were wall to wall too bruv it was mental

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence