a chuisle mo chroí

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

my gf: i’m breaking up with you me, a gamer: ??? my gf: we’re game over me, a gamer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have u ever even had gf

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