Alex: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Steph: Only if you also don't ask why
Steph: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Alex:
Steph:
Alex: This one is fine
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Alex: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Steph: Only if you also don't ask why
Steph: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Alex:
Steph:
Alex: This one is fine

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Steph: I turned out perfectly fine!
Alex: Steph, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Steph: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Alex: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Steph: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Steph: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Alex: What was that?
Steph: The sound of someone else's problem.
Alex: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.
Steph: That sounds like a challenge.
Alex: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Steph: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Alex: There is no challenge!

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Steph: Oh Alex, are you looking for your glasses? I borrowed them to do an impression of you
Steph: (puts on Alex’s glasses, impersonating Alex) ”Steph, give me back my glasses”.
Alex: Steph...give me back my glasses
Alex: You spent all our money on THIS??
Ryan, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Steph: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Alex periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Steph: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Steph: Alex and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Alex: We what?
Steph: What is everyone for Halloween?
Alex: I’m a werewolf
Ryan: A clown.
Steph: So, I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

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(Alex and Steph in bed one night)
Steph: Come under the blanket
Steph: I have something to show you
Alex, smirks as they both pull the covers over their heads: Ok~
Steph: [showing her glow-in-the-dark dinosaur toys]
Alex:
Alex: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Steph: How am I supposed to know?
Ryan: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Steph: *sighs*
Steph: You wouldn't be trapped.
Steph: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Ryan: That’s a snake.
Steph: You disgust me.
Alex: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
Steph: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Alex: Wasn't Ryan with you?
Ryan: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Alex: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Steph, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Alex, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Alex: What are you drinking
Steph: Vodka
Alex: Straight?
Steph: No, gay