DUA LIPA.

callumturner: don't underestimate the power of this tiny noggin of mine 😤 @/dualipa BUT YES, APRIL 11TH, LET'S GO.

dualipa: oh please, i wouldn't dream of it 🙄 @/callumturner you know it baby 🥹

callumturner: are u really i can't see 👨‍🦯 @/dualipa

dualipa: then you have to use your tiny little head to do what john lennon taugh us all.. to imagine 🙃 @/callumturner

callumturner: @dualipa 🚪🏃‍♀️💨

dualipa: you know i'm rolling my eyes at u rn 🙄 @/callumturner

shawn: i'll take that first step, like the nice guy i am. shawn: heeeeey, canadians may seem tough, but we've got feelings too, you know! 😒 shawn: don't worry, i won't forget that post-show rundown—it's all part of the service. ✨something✨ suuuuure. shawn: look at me and i'll be all proud and singing to the songs and trying to dance since i suck at it and just... drooling as well. 🤤

dua: nicest guy in showbiz 🙂 dua: yeah? like when you loose a hockey game or? dua: the service ?? ah i didn't know this was an all inclusive resort, but thank god. sssh, ✨something✨ is good for now. dua: yeah you better sing or i'll tell the guards to take you outta there. can't be having non singing fans at the very front. might kill my vibe. just remember to pick your jaw up off the floor before you leave. 😚

shawn: forgiveness? i'll take that as progress 😅 shawn: no, you're only saying that bc i was complaining, but fine... don't have me as speed dial, it's FINE. 🤚 shawn: always up for a challenge—i'm not full of shit, i promise! don't i always, though? shawn: i mean... i'm doing this for u... i promise i'm going to be fine, there's no need to worry. i can take care of myself. 😌

dua: there is a first step to everything 😇 dua: well if you're gonna CRY ABOUT IT 😤 thought you canadiens didn't offend easily 😩 dua: yeah you know my body after a show... needs a full on rundown. taking your word for it then. you actually do though, i can't even deny that. theres ✨something✨ dua: well then, i won't have to look far to spot you. i don't doubt you can. you're a grown ass man. with muscles for that matter.

shawn: fine, fine, you know everything. I'M SORRY. 🤐 shawn: whenever. i thought i was already on speed dial, ouch. shawn: exactly; and i'm really good with massages, i promise you won't regret it. another emergency? never, you're my number one. shawn: front row, yes! if i do get crushed, this is all ur fault.

dua: that's far more like it. don't wanna be hanging on by a loose thread.. i will consider forgiving you. dua: noted. might hold you to that. psht, you are now. that's what i just said 😭 but even speedier now. 🙂 dua: aha really? well, i have to put that to the test then. make sure you're not full of shit. awh, careful now.. you might make me feel ✨special✨. dua: yeah and have that on my conscience forever? thank you but no thank you. it would be the fault of the security. i vote you use a safe word if that happens and i'll get you out of there.

shawn: wrong? you know nothing. thank you for thinking it's cute, though. 🥰 shawn: you're very welcome, you know i'm always here whenever you need me. 🥵 shawn: oh yeah? good to know. let me know if you need me after the show, gotta give you some good massage, y'know. shawn: absolutely! front row. i'm fucking ready, babe.

dua: oh i know nothing ???? quite positive that's not true 🙂 careful, i might take it back dua: whenever? good to know. good thing i put you on speed dial 😘 you know.. in case of emergencies.. dua: i mean, there is some pretty heavy dance routines involves. i probably do need a good massage afterwards. so don't go running off. unless there's another emergency somewhere dua: front row ??? you serious ?? don't get crushed pls & thank you.

shawn: i think i'm always right. shawn: mind fucking you, fucking you... what do you prefer? shawn: i'll do my best to keep ranking high on that list of yours—wouldn't want to let you down. 🤞 shawn: making you feel special comes naturally. making bad decisions, uh? would i be a bad decision? guess i'll have to find out. shawn: see you in a few minutes. 🥵

dua: that's cute of you. it's wrong. but cute. dua: you know what i prefer, especially after yesterday thank you very much. 😮‍💨 dua: got me in a great place mentally ahead of today. 😇 dua: are you coming down to watch ???