Stay Gold

one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it

big water energy

don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

It’s so American.

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

God just really didnt want me to experience romance huh

I love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like I have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura

ripley's believe it or else