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Blackshadow

A frame taller than you remember approached you from the direction you were headed, crimson optics dimmed to a relaxed hue that contradicted his imposing presence.

Blackshadow, once a rookie you trained at the flight academy. Now outranking everyone but the Decepticon Elites.

There was no way he would recognize you.

Bowing your head respectfully as you passed him, the last thing you expected was for a servo to catch your shoulder.

"Not even a greeting? Long time no see, 'Captain.'" The Phase Sixer tilted his head down to meet your optics, though you could have sworn you used to be the same height.

"I hardly hold that title to the likes of you, Blackshadow, sir. Congratulations on your recent promotion." The respectful bow you attempted was interrupted. Instead, you were pushed back against the wall when he forced himself into your space.

"Been dreaming of the day we'd cross paths again, you know? Prove myself to my instructor." The smirk on his faceplate grew when you gave no resistance to his digit lifting your chin to look back up at him.

His optics were now a blazing red, their glow reflected off your paint from the proximity.

"Got time for a private word?"

Heretech

"Leaving so soon?" The imposing voice of the warrior elite nearly had you jumping out of your armour, already on edge, trying to escape the conference as soon as possible.

He was exactly the reason you were trying to get out quickly.

"Plenty to get done! You know, for the cause." Averting your optics from his, you looked longingly out the window to see the shuttle you were hoping to board had taken off without you.

"I've been trying to get in touch. I was beginning to think you might have been ignoring me." He was leaning over you, broad frame blocking you from any escape.

If you could melt into the cracks of the floor below you right now, you would have been.

"I sincerely apologize, Heretech. It was never my intention to—"

"I figured. You were never the type to be disloyal. I do ponder if that's changed." Finally stepping out of your space, he turned his back to you and began to move back into the halls of the ship.

Your hidden relief that the encounter was finally over was quickly ruined.

"Well? Hurry up and come with me. We'll talk more somewhere secluded."

Killmaster

A low growl stopped you dead in your tracks.

Slowly turning, you had to tilt your helm up till you nearly broke your neck cables to meet the optics of the weapons engineer you once oversaw the projects of.

You were—and still are-apart of the ethics committee on the research vessel he made most of his early discoveries in bidirectional weaponry on. You'd heard he was apart of the Warriors Elite now.

Didn't think that came with an entire frame remodelling. He was huge.

"You, committee member." His frame rumbled when he spoke. The fact that he had uttered anything was already unexpected.

You'd also heard he was a violent mastermind. A complete psychopath. At least more than before.

"Yes?" Your voice box glitched. You'd have been flustered if you weren't terrified that he was about to unleash years of rage from your constant nagging about his work back when you outranked him.

"Follow me." This time you could feel your spark tremble with his words. Killmaster left no room for argument, already heading into the halls leading to his new lab.

Overlord

"There you are!"

It wasn't the familiar road of a jet engine or the rotating clicks of tank treads. Nothing you could have heard from miles away and prepared to outrun.

He was right there beside you, throwing an arm around your waist and pulling you into the bulk of his frame.

"I was looking all over the galaxy for you. I appreciate the game of chase." His voice purred into your audials, his helm far too close to yours for comfort.

You knew from experience he bites.

"Just keeping you on your toes, you know?" Forcing a sense of familiarity into your words, you did your best to seem amused.

If you could go back in time and decide against becoming a paramedic, you would have. That, or tell yourself picking the purple badge meant tending to Overlord for years and still not escaping him.

"You know, you're the only person who knew about my losing streak with Big Bad. Isn't that interesting?" He was forcing you to walk with him, pulling at your waist and taking you away from the safety of the Medibay. "I'd hate for that to get out."

"I promise I would never tell a spark—"

"Promises are cute. But I have a more permanent solution in mind."

Sixshot

The silence was threatening to drown you.

Sixshot, somehow the biggest threat in the room, blended it perfectly when he wanted to. He'd gone unnoticed right up until he stepped beside you, joining you in the navigation room of a small cargo ship.

What little crew the ship had was scattered elsewhere. You were alone with him, the Decepticon who'd hailed for a ride.

"This is what you do now?" His voice was low, and though he'd intended for it to meet you in a casual manner, you'd taken it entirely judgementally.

Your trainee was now a Phase Sixer. Warrior Elite. Far beyond you. And you'd become a cargo ship captain.

"Just...Needed a change of pace. Everyone has a place in the cause." It sounded more like you were convincing yourself. The mech let out a mellow vent.

"You were supposed to become one of our best combatants. Fight alongside us Elite." He decided against saying himself. "If I didn't know any better, I'd think the cause meant nothing to you."

A shiver made its way through your plating, rising from the sharp edge of his voice. The muffle from the mask barely helped.

"You aren't here just for the ride, are you?" Your spark trembled, trying to remain steady as you battled the paranoia. Paranoia that had eaten you alive and forced you to step away from your old position.

"No. I'm here to sort this out."

Author's Note ── I assume you meant the Warriors Rlite fr and not the Phase Sixers but DAMN I am just realizing how little Killmaster or Heretech show up or talk at all in IDW.

Basically you involuntarily say goodbye to your pathetic office life because you happen to wake up in a different world. And that happens to be the worst one possible.

Unlike the romance books you read before going to bed, everything that’s bound to happen to you is ten times more deranged. Everyone takes advantage of you due to you being completely clueless of this world. And everyone wants to kill you for their own benefits.

Dog-eat-dog era. But it’s not that bad when there are still decent people helping you out until they either die or betray you because you’re not useful anymore.

And that includes your love interests. You have this knight who saves you from being r@ped by a bunch of bandits when you first wake up. You think he’ll help you by showing you the world or at least handle you with care but no lol. He literally doesn’t give a freak until you lie that you have some kinds of power that can help him on his journey. That you will become his maiden/fire keeper.

Surprisingly he agrees to bring you with him but he’s skeptical and kinda nonchalant so he doesn’t care that much about you. He literally will throw you to the wolves if it benefits him lol.

When he finds out you lie to him he gets angry but it’s life and he’s used to being shidded on in this world so he takes it better than you thought. Only when guys go through thick and thin together that he begins to feel something. Typical morally grey at first but will change in accordance to your decisions because you manage to tame him somehow later in the fic lol. (ie, soulsborne mc: the tarnished, ashen one, bearer of the curse, the hunter,…).

He’s the first one to know about your origin, that you’re not from this realm. When you tells him about your world and show him the phone which miraculously survives the isekai, he immediately accuses you of witchcraft haha.

The knight will be your main love interest but you get fucked up by other side characters as well because i’m evil and twisted.

There’s this suspicious guy you meet after the knight who keeps stuffing your head with false infos and somehow, he knows your secret and says he has ways to bring you back home. You trust him because he seems nice, except for the fact that he keeps rubbing his hands together like he’s plotting something.

He gives you quests, which you desperately carry them out successfully with the help of your morally grey knight. The knight doesn’t trust this guy but he wants to get rid of you (at the beginning where he’s sick of your trouble-magnet ass) so he just basically obliges to whatever you need.

Turns out this guy’s a fraud, he can mind-read people so obviously he knows what you want and what you think about. He’s just using you for his experiment where you kill powerful creatures for him so he can use their power to impregnate you, makes you give birth to a demonic god who can overthrow whatever order or reign in the timeline because they piss him off.

Lowkey infatuated with you and wants to own you.

Then there you have this joyous knight who’s fighting for his purpose. His past is dark and tragic af and he’s too overly positive for this hell hole it makes you wonder if he’s a saint. He’s the type of man who will always lend you a hand if you need it.

It was during a journey to defeat a local nuisance for someone that you met him. The morally grey knight seems to know him (they’re lowkey bestfriends), which you finds strange because your knight never likes talking to anyone else. Mister positive notices you, he pities you because of your pathetic state, and then you guys become great friends because he’s friends with anyone that’s not his enemies.

You have a crush on him because he treats you better than your knight. He’s also the first person you’ve ever willingly given your body to. Until he goes berserk because of whatever his journey has led him to. His purpose betrays him and he has no will to live anymore so he’s like a shell of his former self.

Hostile to anyone but you because you were nice to him and makes him feel like he has a purpose again. But this time his purpose is to own you, so good luck.

There’s also this rightous knight who almost made it to the throne but too bad he’s not the main character so his fate is fucked.

The morally grey knight and him are literally two sides of the same coin. One’s too nonchalant and quite unlucky, yet most importantly, maidenless, who starts from zero and get shidded on early game but becomes very successful later on. And the other’s too caring and heroic, who’s got all the elements to succeed the throne but he doesn’t have plot armour and goes batshit crazy as a virgin after witnessing his innocent maiden’s death.

There’s an arc where you get seperated from the grey knight and has to be on your own. That’s when you met him, at a dangerous place where he’s imprisoned. After some head-aching puzzle solving you manage to let him out and the first thing he does is embracing you like you’ll disappear into thin air. You’re confused because you expect him to gut you up like any other people you’ve met so far.

But he does the opposite. He’s confused about his surroundings just as much as you are. You realize he’s been imprisoned too long he doesn’t even know what the timeline is. So he helps you out of that place on your journey together. He seems to have grown fonded of you, too.

The downside is that he’s a little bit hysterical and overprotective sometimes, probably is the reason why he’s imprisoned (you find this out later on your journey together that he did it to himself because he felt betrayed and lost).

At first he’s nice but from then he’s yandere and delulu, your pussy is not safe from him whenever he acts up.

Since you’re too useless, you try to be more useful by learning from the best if not the most heretic sorcerer around. As far as you’ve heard from others, he got expelled from a prestigious magic academy for pursuing dark art. People call him names and shun him because he’s too weird and dangerous.

You don’t feel the same because if anything, he sounds just like any other normal human beings, even smarter. Plus he doesn’t try to kill you on first sight so he’s valid.

Bro’s older than you, he pities you, plus he’s bored so he takes you in as an apprentice and teaches you sorceries for free. When you ask him if there’s anything you can do to pay him back because you feel like you owe him a lot. He thinks for a while, by a while I mean a long ass time lol.

Literally the next time you see him again, which is months later, he asks you to strip yourself off and let him have you because why not. Surely it’s thanks to him that you’re able to protect yourself. And he’s certain your knightly friend won’t mind it judging from how cold he treated you (yes, yes he does mind).

DIO & Kars

These two HATEEEE each other’s guts with a plastic-smiling level of politeness at first.

Both are gorgeous, arrogant, and convinced they should be the one true king.

Kars thinks DIO is childish and showy. DIO thinks Kars is a boring old man who got too obsessed with himself and flew too close to the sun.

But deep down, they kinda admire each other’s resolve. They'll NEVER admit it.

DIO & Pucci

Besties. Twin flames. DIO sees Pucci as his most loyal priest and closest confidant.

He trusts Pucci more than any other villain here. Pucci sees DIO as a divine figure and is blindly loyal.

They’ll gossip about the others in hushed voices like high school girls.

DIO: “Can you believe Kars thinks he’s superior to me?”

Pucci: “He’s a brute with no vision, my lord.”

Together, they scheme. Pucci defends DIO like a rabid dog, even when DIO’s clearly wrong.

DIO & Valentine

DIO is mildly entertained by Valentine but doesn’t take him seriously.

Valentine keeps trying to pitch ideas about “sharing power” or “uniting dimensions” and DIO’s like “mmm no. i should rule all dimensions actually.”

Valentine’s nationalism annoys DIO, who has no allegiance to any country. DIO thinks Valentine’s whole “America First” thing is laughable.

They fight sometimes, but mostly DIO just smirks at him condescendingly while Valentine gets red in the face.

DIO & Diavolo

DIO sees Diavolo as emotionally unstable, but useful.

He respects Diavolo’s brutality and the way he built a whole empire in the shadows, but he finds the paranoia exhausting.

Diavolo doesn’t want much of anything to do with DIO.

DIO once said “Your mind is too fragmented to ever rule anything eternal.” and Diavolo didn’t sleep for a week.

DIO & Doppio

DIO thinks Doppio is absolutely bizarre.

He tolerates him the way a cat tolerates a strange toddler.

Doppio is fairly polite, and DIO gives him weird tasks to do just to watch what he’ll do with them.

DIO & Kira

DIO thinks Kira is weird as hell but lowkey useful. He doesn’t understand the hand fetish and doesn’t want to.

He acknowledges that Kira’s ability is deadly, but his goals are “pathetically small.”

DIO: “You could conquer the world, and instead you want a quiet life smelling fingers?”

Kira: “You drink blood and rant about heaven, don’t throw stones.”

DIO & Diego

DIO sees Diego like a slightly annoying cousin who thinks he can outdo you.

Diego resents being compared to DIO constantly. He’s sick of hearing “oh you’re like the alt universe version of DIO right?”

DIO thinks Diego is a “less refined” version of him.

Still, there’s a strange respect. Like mirror twins who can’t stand each other.

DIO & Tooru

Tooru thinks DIO is unhinged.

He thinks everyone here is dramatic, but DIO especially.

He says shit like “you’re literally just a narcissist who wants people to cry over you” and DIO tries to kill him every time.

DIO, in turn, thinks Tooru is a pathetic worm who only causes chaos from the shadows.

DIO: “At least I face my enemies head on.”

Tooru: “And that’s why you died the way you did.”

Kars & Valentine

Valentine tries to ally with Kars based on “both being men of science and destiny.”

Kars is…not interested.

Kars thinks Valentine is messy, too patriotic, and beneath him intellectually.

Valentine keeps insisting they should fuse biology and alternate dimensions and Kars just walks away.

Kars & Pucci

Mutual disdain.

Kars thinks Pucci is a religious nut. Pucci thinks Kars is a godless monster.

They both see each other as misguided.

Kars: “You pray to a vampire.”

Pucci: “And you abandoned your people to fly into space.”

Kars & Diavolo

They don’t talk much but have a weird mutual understanding of control and secrecy.

Kars respects Diavolo’s grip on his organization. Diavolo is terrified of Kars’ physical power.

They nod at each other across the room but avoid deep talks.

Kars might think Diavolo is mentally unstable though.

Kars & Doppio

Kars does not understand why this man is allowed to roam around.

Doppio once tried to offer him a piece of candy and Kars almost incinerated him out of reflex.

They avoid each other. Kars is vaguely disturbed by Doppio’s muttering to himself constantly.

Kars & Kira

Kars is annoyed by Kira’s cowardice.

Kira is terrified of Kars and thinks he’s like a biblical angel that went wrong.

Kars once asked him, “Why do you cling to human hands?” and Kira panicked and ran.

Kars & Diego

Kars thinks Diego is primitive and animalistic.

Diego resents the hell out of that.

Diego’s dino mode is interesting to Kars. Kars’ blade arms freak Diego out.

They both hiss.

Kars & Tooru

Tooru hides from Kars.

He wants NOTHING to do with that freaky glowing man.

Kars finds Tooru’s passive manipulation tactics pathetic. “Why don’t you fight your own battles?”

Tooru: “Why should I? You all keep dying like idiots anyway.”

Valentine & Pucci

These two get along to an extent.

Valentine respects Pucci’s intelligence and vision, even if he thinks it’s a little too abstract.

Pucci is willing to entertain some of Valentine’s ideas for dimensional travel, but he finds his nationalism off-putting.

They’ll talk civilly at dinner but never fully trust each other.

Valentine & Diavolo

Valentine finds Diavolo hard to work with due to his paranoia and his delusions of control.

Diavolo finds Valentine pretentious and thinks “America this, America that” is not a personality.

They’ve had screaming matches over territory and leadership.

Doppio mediates sometimes but makes it worse.

Valentine & Doppio

Doppio tried to give Valentine a phone call on a frog once.

Valentine doesn’t like him. Doesn’t trust him.

“Why does the child keep appearing?”

“That’s the boss.”

“The boss of what?”

Valentine & Kira

They don’t get along.

Valentine sees Kira as too localized, too small-minded.

Kira thinks Valentine is obnoxious and loud.

Valentine tried to use Kira in a scheme once and Kira sabotaged it out of spite.

Valentine & Diego

This is the only person Valentine consistently gets along with.

They’re from the same universe and have a somewhat decent relationship.

Neither trust each other fully though.

Valentine & Tooru

Tooru doesn’t respect Valentine at all.

He calls him “the president with a Barbie doll wig.”

Valentine is SO sick of him.

Tooru always seems to know exactly how to poke holes in Valentine’s logic and plans.

Valentine once tried to ban Tooru from group meetings. It didn’t work.

Pucci & Diavolo

Diavolo thinks Pucci is way too calm and creepy.

Pucci thinks Diavolo is unstable and not spiritually evolved enough.

They don’t interact much but exchange glares.

Pucci once tried to help Diavolo find “enlightenment” and got screamed at.

Pucci & Doppio

Doppio likes Pucci. Calls him “Father.”

Pucci finds him… odd. But tolerable.

He sees Doppio as a childlike spirit with untapped potential.

Gives him small philosophical tasks like “find me a symbol of rebirth.” Doppio brings back a pinecone.

Pucci & Kira

They don’t get along.

Pucci sees Kira as selfish and perverse. Kira sees Pucci as judgmental.

Kira doesn’t like being preached at, and Pucci doesn’t like hearing about someone’s love of hands.

They actively avoid each other.

Pucci & Diego

Pucci thinks Diego is impulsive and too prideful.

Diego thinks Pucci is a snake in a priest’s robe.

Their fights are theological and philosophical and get very heated.

Pucci & Tooru

Pucci thinks Tooru is evil in a truly meaningless way.

Tooru thinks Pucci is a tryhard.

They have the weirdest tension, like two people who could destroy the world but would rather just ruin each other’s day.

They once sat across from each other and said nothing for two hours. That was the whole conversation.

Diavolo & Doppio

Obvious. They’re the same person.

Doppio works for Diavolo. Diavolo soothes Doppio’s thoughts. Or makes them worse.

Their dynamic freaks everyone out.

Diavolo & Kira

These two get along surprisingly well.

Both paranoid. Both secretive. Both want peace in a twisted way.

They talk in hushed voices and share assassination tips.

Diavolo likes that Kira doesn’t challenge his authority.

Diavolo & Diego

Hot-blooded rivals. Too similar.

Both egotistical, full of rage, and violently proud.

They fight often, but their grudging respect grows.

If forced into a mission together, they’d probably win just from pure hate synergy.

Diavolo & Tooru

Diavolo hates Tooru.

Thinks he’s a manipulative coward.

Tooru thinks Diavolo is a lunatic with mommy issues.

They would never, ever work together.

Doppio & Kira

Doppio freaks Kira out.

Kira avoids him, especially after Doppio started talking to a toaster pretending it was a phone.

Doppio thinks Kira’s the weird one. 

Doppio & Diego

Doppio tries to befriend Diego like a little brother.

Diego is confused but lets him hang around sometimes.

They once ran around as dinosaurs together. It was... a weird bonding moment.

Doppio & Tooru

Doesn’t like him but since Tooru’s always in his room Doppio forgets he exists sometimes.

Tooru doesn’t like Doppio either. Too loud, too weird.

They don’t talk much.

Kira & Diego

Diego thinks Kira’s a freak. Kira thinks Diego is feral.

They mutually keep their distance.

One time Diego caught Kira sniffing a severed hand and hasn’t looked him in the eyes since.

Kira & Tooru

They sometimes get along.

They bond over being stealthy and deceptive, but Tooru gets annoyed when Kira’s obsessive tendencies take over.

Tooru likes to be lazy and Kira’s always cleaning or complaining about how noone helps around the house.

Kira respects Tooru’s ability to manipulate.

Diego & Tooru

These two should NOT be in the same room.

Diego is loud and aggressive. Tooru is quiet and cruel.