Lingering Perdition

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that”

//screams for years

abusive parent voice: its always in your best interest

Also alternatively (and perhaps worse): “I’m sorry you feel that way about it.” Which is not sorry that they did it. It’s putting the blame on you that you reacted to what they did in a negative way.

Let’s not forget “I’m sorry you’re so sensitive” or “you’re making me sound like a monster”

Let’s eat today’s ass and slap today’s titties

Date a boy with skin! 💕

sometimes i just wanna be one of those renaissance girls from the paintings with all my friends and our titties are out and we’re in the water and its summer and if my friend kisses me, she kisses me you know? no big deal! we could have a wedding right here in this lake with our titties out girl, i love you