I like bad puns

The fact that girls still like guys proves that sexuality isn’t a choice

This is truly the HOTTEST take on sexuality and I can’t get enough of it.

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

imagine not having a stake in this nsfw ban beyond “i cant get horny over cartoons and monsters anymore” like? at that point i’d just cancel my internet plan and get a legitimate hobby

in my experience men interested in WW2 think they’re so fucking smart for knowing about like, one of the most commonly taught events in history

call me when you are interested in FUEDAL RUSSIA

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

I absolutely cannot stop thinking about whether Fallout 76 should have dogs or not… because look… every game could be improved by adding dogs but also if BongLord420 kills my dog we’re absolutely going to have a John Wick situation on our hands, except Keanu didn’t have the nuclear launch codes.

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder