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Polyester and Polyurethane x Reader

THIS ONE IS BASED OFF OF HOW VISCERAL OF A REACTION THESE TWO TWINKS CAN GET OUT OF ME SO EASILY. THEY MAKE ME SO SHY

(You can make reader female unless you’d prefer gender neutral?)

The poly brothers get me so shy like idk what kind of power they have over me that’s so strong. Like I can’t stare at their faces for too long without becoming shy and covering my face, fr i cover my face or look away they make me that flustered. my face gets all warm deadass and I start making these warbled shy high pitch sounds skfjwntjwnrisj

So this scenario? The poly brothers notice this one human (the reader✨) that the Anarchy sisters are always with never stares at them for too long. Always turning away fast after a while with hand to their face (reader is just constantly shyly assessing how warm their face is by touching their cheek and hiding behind their hair every time they do. Pink cartoon smoke lowkey coming off the top of their head lol) the brothers wanna know what is up with their cousins weird ass friend, is this human planning something? The brothers take it personally that some human refuses to look at them like what? You think they ugly or something? They’re all annoyed and offended. maybe they corner reader one day or something like that, ready to interrogate. Cause they wanna know what’s up with you.

The situation isn’t helping readers shyness since the poly brothers probably got their faces all up in the readers face like “wtf is up with this human? Hey what’s wrong with you? Why are you hiding your facE?” One Trying to move the hair from their face when reader tries to hide behind their hair and the other holding readers chin between their fingers. And they probably have got their hands on the readers wrist and stuff to keep them from going anywhere while also keeping them pressed against some wall so they got nowhere to go poor reader is trying to hide behind their hands. After a bit the Anarchy sisters show up looking for reader like

“THERE YOU ARE! We’ve been looking for you everywhere! Oh shit what are these two idiots doing here? Causing more fucking trouble ya little bastards?”

Both brothers and sisters have a back and forth for a fat minute insulting each other, reader still cornered by the brothers hands probably still on reader.

The brothers demand to know why their stupid cousins friend is so weird. Turns out reader is just real shy and flustered because of how attractive the two of them are they find out.

“Get away from reader! the two of you aren’t good for readers health!” Reader over here about to overheat feeling so warm from embarrassment.

“The hell you mean you old Karen hags!?”

Cue explanation from ticked off Anarchy sisters because reader probably can only speak in high embarrassed squeaks rn lol. How are the brothers feeling? How are they taking it in? Are they abusing this power now? What are they thinking?

I have so much more ideas cooking in my brain hehehehe it ain’t stopping anytime soon.

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Polyester and Polyurethane x Shy! Reader

Okay, we all know these two are ridiculously attractive—like… they’re gorgeous!

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So why is it that every time you see them, you look at them with that weird expression and end up running away like they’re some kind of plague?!

Several times they ended up showing up right when you were with their beloved cousins (mostly against your will), and you always ended up with a red face, hiding it behind your hair.

—Hey, what’s wrong with the human?

—Seriously, what’s the matter with you?

—Maybe she gets sick just seeing your disgusting faces, you spoiled daddy’s brats!

—You shut up, damn forty-something Karen, take a look at yourself in the mirror!

It had already become a routine—they’d show up, trade insults with the girls over who was better. Childish, but honestly entertaining to watch, you thought.

But the real problem was that… YOU COULDN’T FOCUS BECAUSE OF HOW GORGEOUS THOSE TWO BROTHERS WERE!

You’d always had a weakness for cute things, but when they appeared, it felt like your brain went into overheat mode.

Blushing, staring at them longer than you should… it was pathetic and stupid, like you were some lovestruck schoolgirl!

Luckily, they always seemed too busy with their own stuff to pay attention to you, so you didn’t worry much about what they might think—maybe they just saw you as an NPC.

But you were very wrong about reality…

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Yeah… how the hell did you end up in this situation?!

You were simply on your way to deliver an order to the sisters, who wouldn’t stop pestering you to do them the favor, using the excuse that it was way too hot to get out of the house

And now here you were, in this situation—the pair of brothers who always made you so nervous were right in front of you… no, more than just in front of you. They had you fucking cornered in an alley

—Now, let’s see what the problem here is…—spoke the pink-haired angel, whose name you’d more or less caught, Polyurethane

—What are you up to, hmm? Are those two old ladies plotting something with you, or do you just think you’re better than us and that’s why you look at us like that…?–said the other with purple hair

In any normal situation, you’d call the police, but since this was a religious problem—and with your face already burning—you had no idea what to do

—Uh… I… um—

The words just wouldn’t come out of your mouth, and with the two of them so close, their eyes locked on you, it definitely wasn’t helping.

—Huh? What are you saying, are you mocking us?

—And why are you covering your face?!

At one point, you quickly hid your face behind a few strands of hair to keep them from seeing your expression—better to spare yourself the embarrassment.

—Tch… what are you hiding?

The blue-eyed one tried to pull the strands of hair away from your face, grabbing your wrists, but you weren’t going to let him that easily, trying to protect your dignity.

—Hey, at least pay attention when someone’s talking to you—added the ruby-eyed one, attempting to push the hair away from your face as well.

Too much… this is too much, you kept thinking over and over. You never expected it to come to this, but the egos of these two were huge, and they absolutely hated being ignored.

In a moment of carelessness, you felt them grab your chin, tilting your head toward the two of them and leaving your face completely exposed.

—There we go… huh? Why are you so red?

—Are you dying?

YES, FROM EMBARRASSMENT

—Ick!

…a squeal escaped you in surprise.

—Just… swallow me up…—you thought to yourself.

—Seriously, why are you always like this? You’re… kind of weird, huh?

—It’d be good if you hung out with other people and not with those two ka—

She was cut off by a bullet that whizzed dangerously close to her face.

—Now what are you two little brats doing here?!

Oh, you’d recognize that voice anywhere—your “dear” friend Panty.

—Hey, watch where you’re aiming, you crazy hag!

—Oh, sorry, I was aiming for your ugly face, right, Stocking?

—I told you your aim sucks—her sister replied—oh, hi ____! Did you manage to get what we asked for?

You shot them a look that said:

"What does it matter? Do something about your cousins!"

—Ah, yeah, leave her alone, you idiots. Don’t you see that just your presence is making her nauseous?

—Hey, who do you think you are? You’re the disgusting ones!—the pink-haired one snapped angrily.

—Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, girly-face—replied the gothic one.

Taking advantage of their argument, you slowly tried to slip away from the scene.

—Hey, where are you going?- talk the purple-haired angel

You felt a hand grab the back of your shirt.

—It’s rude to walk out of a conversation, you know?-talked the other boy

…When will this ever end?

That was until one of the female angels notice something

—Oh, well ___, didn’t know you had such bad taste in men—said the blonde.

—…And you’re the one who sleeps with everything you see?—Stocking shot back

—Don’t even start talking.

You froze. The damn bitch…

The two brothers paused for a few seconds, processing, then looked at you with a highly teasing expression.

—Oh, so that’s what it was, hmm~?—you felt an arm on your shoulder.

—Wow, you really have a good eye, cutie—another arm now on your waist.

—Hey, hey, don’t you think they’re, like, super cute?—Polyurethane said, glancing at his brother.

—Totally. Hey, now that we’re off the clock, want to go for a walk? It’s way better than walking around with these jokers.

Uh… what’s happening?

—Ah, well, bring more things home when you finish what you’re doing, ___—Panty said, turning to leave.

—Bring me a chocolate cake for the delay—Stocking added, then turned to follow her sister.

—H-hey, come back here!—you called out, part embarrassed by the closeness, part angry at the two of them

—No, no, no, we said we’re going out, and we will.

—So clear your schedule and come have some fun for a while.

*FUCKIN DIES*

(I apologize if it's not clear; English isn't my first language.)

Hi! What a cute scenario, and don’t worry, English isn’t my first language either!

Polyester and Polyurethane x Reader

After care!

•Okay, this was on you — when you thought you were going to have a quiet night, you didn’t expect those two siblings to show up almost in the middle of the night saying they were bored.

•Polyurethane was complaining that it had been a long day at work and wanted to be spoiled (it was honestly cute, like a pampered kid), while Polyester threw himself onto the couch exhausted. You thought they wanted to cuddle up and rest… big mistake thinking that.

•Well, they did cuddle, but there were extra things before that—A LOT of extra things. You didn’t expect them to be so repressed.

•You fell right into their trap — they acted all sweet and tired, and the moment you let your guard down, BAM! They pounced on you.

•The next morning you woke up with pain all over your body, especially in the back, with the other two angels cuddled up next to you.

—Tsk… sleeping so peacefully after almost killing me.

•With what little energy you had left, you tried to get up and head to the kitchen for some water, when you suddenly felt two arms wrapping around you from behind.

—Hmm… stay…— the pink-haired one mumbled sleepily, burying his face in your neck.

—Ugh, five more minutes…— the purple-haired one spoke next, hugging you tighter and burying his face in your chest.

•Now you’re trapped. From what they told you, their work schedule doesn’t start for another two hours, so you’ll be stuck here for quite a while.

•Suddenly, you felt something wet on your neck—the blue-eyed angel was leaving small kisses on the hickeys he’d given you yesterday, while the ruby-eyed one was gently massaging the spots where there were marks.

—Mm… sorry for going overboard yesterday, I’ll make it up to you now.

—Just relax here.

•It felt nice—soft lips and gentle hands on your sore skin felt so good. Who would’ve thought these two could turn into such little shits with their cousins?

•Then you felt the kisses turn into licks, and now into nibbles, same happened with the massage—Polyester’s hands were now wandering way too far down.

—…really, right now?

Not one of them answered, and they continued with what they were doing. This time, Polyurethane was covering your face with kisses.

—We still have plenty of time before our schedule, cutie.

—Relax, we’ll be gentler now.

—…

•Well, they were definitely gentler now compared to last night when they were like animals, but they still had some energy left before their shift, so they spent it spoiling you.

—Good job! I knew you could handle it—said the younger sibling, ruffling your hair.

—You were very good. After our shift, we’ll bring you a gift—said the other, pressing his cheek against yours.

—…no more of this for at least a few days…

Reader, stuck in a tight box with Polyester and Polyurethane. Reader sandwiched in between the two of them, and I mean SANDWICHED. All pressed against each other >:)

Panty and Stocking wanted to mess with the brothers and decided they would trap them inside some angelic box thing that cancels out their powers but reader (who is Panty and stockings human friend) accidentally gets stuck in there with the twins. And since it’s a box designed to cancel out angel powers neither the brothers or the Anarchy Sisters can break open the box to get them out so the sisters are all like “Oh shit! Sorry reader! Hold on we’ll find a way to get you out! Just hold on! AS FOR YOU TWINK IDIOTS, SUCK IT YOU BULGE BITCHES HA! YOU GOT STUCK BET YOU FEEL REAL STUPID RN HAHAHA”

So the reader feeling embarrassed and shy to be sandwiched between two hot angel boys is stuck for hours and hours in a box with Polyester and Polyurethane ( who are absolutely pissed off because their cousins managed to get them stuck and are probably shouting profanities at the sisters before they leave to find a way to get all 3 of you out, score 1 for the Anarchy sisters this round lol) how is reader supposed to feel calm being stuck with these two for hours until the sisters get back? And what about the brothers?

Ohhh, I love the idea, hahahaha 😈