the Lina blog

I hate it when I say I hate everyone, and then someone’s like “oh except me lol” No Especially you

Boys be 21, looking 18, acting 14. Girls be 14, looking 18, acting 21.

I’m not the only one that drives to work hoping its a crime scene, am I?

MEANWHILE

If one more person yells at me for saying soda instead of pop…

I think its time to be realistic. No more ‘LOL’ We’re never really laughing. So from now on its ‘NTN’ *Noise Through Nose*

Exactly how long are my parents going to hide my acceptance letter from Hogwarts?!

Retweet if you’ve ever tried using the Force to reach the remote.

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.

"What did he say?" “Who is she?” “What just happened?” Repeat 30 times and you just watched a movie with my mom.

Lazy People Fact #5812672794: You were too lazy to read that number.