limewrecks

there was a man called edward hubble thought the universe was in a bubble looked through a tiny scope for celestial dope only found flecks of dust in his stubble

mum said The four Beatles are at our door i didn't believe her, but she swore i readied my hair and darted downstairs only to realize mere bugs were causing the uproar

Oh, I believe in yesterday Before I worried how much my food would weigh Now over me a shadow I can't even see my own toe And green tea is all I have for entree

ha! I am a mighty kingly deer your intentions to me very clear you want to take a photo for instagram ammo “wrong, this is for my tumblr career!”

our man galileo climbed a tower to test gravity, and not his power a feather and a stone from the top were thrown for men standing below, not a happy hour

the nucleus has a proton one of two quarks does it spawn up, down, bottom, strange top, charm thus arrange to form the world we live on

A friend sits in a huge hall The volume of his snoring does appall From this wall to that Eighty decibels flat Holds all the class in eager thrall (Apologies for the sleepy class limerick spam, but that's my life now hehe)

I'm tempted in class to fall asleep on my desk, to collapse in a heap the teacher walks by and says, "why don't you try? listen, and don’t snore like an old jeep”

i wake to the morning routine stock up on my saviour, caffeine going from class to class all seems such a farce why, seems like i'm just a machine 

There was once a man in an old train Sang to himself a creaky refrain Had a voice like tar Wouldn't make it far All he gave everyone was a terrible migraine

As I close in on my bedtime I seek a new rhyme paradigm A different trick Than common limerick But no, betrayal is a crime!

I’m in a Marwadi function Of many humans a great junction recalling an old feud with lots of fatty food Surely, they’re mooting my expunction

write limericks when in the plane highest inspiration then you'll attain above the clouds away from the crowds heh, else channel your inner insane

as you sit writing your essay many many words in your mind you weigh tell them you’re excited your life goal you’ve sighted your despair it shouldn’t betray

this new years, it's just been me and tea praying for the rest of humanity oh, twenty sixteen how mean have you been nothing could be worse, I guarantee