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windex guzzler is just a person who drinks windex. I accidentally killed her though so her being back is good for my record.

w h a t .

windex-guzzler

@communist-octoling dont fourget you broke my heartr and divcorecd me and took my fucingk gun (ont even the same gun you usedf to ikll me!!!) yuo fukcing btich!!!! >:((((

limerick-elvis

now lets try not to start such a drama

first tell me your woes and your trauma

speak clear and speak right

with blue liquid held tight

i'm here for your plight oh whoah mama

windex-guzzler

ELvis thety broughtu youo backs too?!

limerick-elvis

wasn't brought back; just another

one of many elvii to discover

i came to town late

with sorrow to sate

i think you remember my brother

#elvisverse #elvisposting

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windex guzzler is just a person who drinks windex. I accidentally killed her though so her being back is good for my record.

w h a t .

windex-guzzler

@communist-octoling dont fourget you broke my heartr and divcorecd me and took my fucingk gun (ont even the same gun you usedf to ikll me!!!) yuo fukcing btich!!!! >:((((

limerick-elvis

now lets try not to start such a drama

first tell me your woes and your trauma

speak clear and speak right

with blue liquid held tight

i'm here for your plight oh whoah mama

#elvisverse #elvisposting

teto-presley

Tetoto woah mama, are there any elvii left here? Has the orb taken them all?

limerick-elvis

well mama, see im new in town

and id ask nice to be shown around

but ive met every face

in a brief scan 'a the place

not many elvii survived to be found

#elvisverse #elvisposting

3000s

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

3000s

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

limerick-elvis

dont worry you've nothing to fear

there's more elvii than pride has got queers

most died taking shits

im sure some used it/its

with vagueness you'll be in the clear

#elvisverse

sodaspot

The Elvisverse invasion was hilarious and I kinda hate that I deleted my own blog (a gimmick/comedy roleplaying blog as pre-enlistment Elvis mysteriously transported across time to 2025 with a whole tumblr account and everything).

The Elvis imitators will happen everywhere and that is quite the comforting thought.

limerick-elvis

a tear shed for the elvii we lost

blogs deleted, souls taken and tossed

but we can rebuild

fresh soil be tilled

as the new slough the old of their frost

#elvisverse

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