Hartwin

T I N F O I L U K R A I N E

VERKA 12 years and you ain't aged bitch yassssss

I’d never ever return that order tho

Get you a man who can do both❤

Says you, I absolutely ordered the flip flops and rolled up jorts man.

Fuck I got the UK

Okay malta pop off girl

I’m gay for albania

Mum on czech rep: they look like they’ve been airbrushed to fuck…theyre too clean

Germany bringing 2019s feminist anthem

Jean Paul Gaultier why are you

Stanley Tucci representing San Marino

N. Macedonia - a haircut that’s more put together than my entire life and a dress the colour of the sofa I want from IKEA

Sweden: reason no.245 that I am bisexual

Slovenia is such a minimalist bop and I am here for the sweetness

Another bop and a half but Graham is right, not a sitting outfit.

The Netherlands is nice but like the low fat crisps im currently eating theres more personality in a piece of cardboard

these attractive grecian women with swords can just fuck me right up like whatever the fuck is happening in the background I am into

Israel: very nice voice, like 10/10 smooth and oh lord, what a moustache

Norway is an absolute tune 100% jam like genuinely will download this album now

Ok UK this is the best you’ve been a decade so not awful but still the UK so

ICELAND. ICLEAND DO YOU NEED HELP

After Iceland Estonia is just stale milk

Oh Belarus is only 16 and already grinding in thigh highs…..gross

Azerbaijan is an Android someone call Detroit Police Department

Azerbaijan also lowkey looks like Adam Ramzi the gay porn star?

Okay France I am weak. like James Charles but actually attractive and better eyebrows

A surprising move from Italy, the queens of ballad, bringing us a hip hop banger even in a shirt so cheap the threads are fraying, you’re right mate it hurts to be alive

Aaand Serbia brings the ballad

Are men incapable of writing a song without the lyrics ‘she getting naughty’? I mean the beats there but the rest is just watery straight man nonsense? Only good part is the bit where he doesn’t sing…

I’m also gay for Australia and her falsetto lady gaga vibes

Last song you can all breathe a sigh of relief...also its not great. Poor Spain, following the hypnotic Australian space windscreen wipers has doomed you to obscurity

Fuck I got the UK

Okay malta pop off girl

I’m gay for albania

Mum on czech rep: they look like they’ve been airbrushed to fuck…theyre too clean

Germany bringing 2019s feminist anthem

Jean Paul Gaultier why are you

Stanley Tucci representing San Marino

N. Macedonia - a haircut that’s more put together than my entire life and a dress the colour of the sofa I want from IKEA

Sweden: reason no.245 that I am bisexual

Slovenia is such a minimalist bop and I am here for the sweetness

Another bop and a half but Graham is right, not a sitting outfit.

The Netherlands is nice but like the low fat crisps im currently eating theres more personality in a piece of cardboard

these attractive grecian women with swords can just fuck me right up like whatever the fuck is happening in the background I am into

Israel: very nice voice, like 10/10 smooth and oh lord, what a moustache

Norway is an absolute tune 100% jam like genuinely will download this album now

Ok UK this is the best you’ve been a decade so not awful but still the UK so

ICELAND. ICLEAND DO YOU NEED HELP

After Iceland Estonia is just stale milk

Oh Belarus is only 16 and already grinding in thigh highs…..gross

Azerbaijan is an Android someone call Detroit Police Department

Azerbaijan also lowkey looks like Adam Ramzi the gay porn star?

Okay France I am weak. like James Charles but actually attractive and better eyebrows

A surprising move from Italy, the queens of ballad, bringing us a hip hop banger even in a shirt so cheap the threads are fraying, you’re right mate it hurts to be alive

Aaand Serbia brings the ballad

Are men incapable of writing a song without the lyrics ‘she getting naughty’? I mean the beats there but the rest is just watery straight man nonsense? Only good part is the bit where he doesn’t sing…

I'm also gay for Australia and her falsetto lady gaga vibes