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Beast Boy: Do you want some romantic advice?

Nightwing: Do I look like I need your advice?

Beast Boy: Well, you are brooding in the dark in our shared communal space and I’m about to go on a date with my wife. So, honestly yeah.

Nightwing: …that’s fair.

Beast Boy: It took me a long time to figure this out, but Raven’s laugh is my favorite laugh. So, why waste my time with anyone else, when their laughs can’t even compare to hers? Y’know?

Nightwing: …

Beast Boy: You’re my Bee-loved

Beast Boy: No Bunny compares to you.

Beast Boy: Owl always love you.

Beast Boy: You’re my significant Otter.

Beast Boy: I love you Deerly!

Beast Boy: You’re Turtley amazing.

Beast Boy: I’m Whaley excited to say I do.

Beast Boy: We’re getting Meow-ied.

Beast Boy: I promise our wedding won’t be a mis-snake.

Beast Boy: I just can’t stop… *laughing to himself* …raven about you.

Wedding Guests: …

Officiant: … Are you sure you still wan-