Shout this from the fucking rooftops!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN 

Miss Piggy telling it like it is and keeping it REAL.

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

Source

This is the bitter truth

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

Just to clarify I don’t live in Hell even though it’s 106 degrees and fire is everywhere.

Uhh, I’m moving here?!!

It’s mordor

“What did you putting me down right there do for you? Women blame women for things that have nothing to do with them. … To put down a woman for something that men do, as if they’re children and I’m responsible, has nothing to do with you asking stupid questions, because you know that’s not just a stupid question. That’s a premeditated thing you just did.”

i love the gender neutrality js

lets post these everywhere