Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

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-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

IN THEORY!

does anyone have more pictures of dogs making this face? i need to start a collection

me: Understandable have a great day

i think netflix is broken

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 

what in gods name ………. 

The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.