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just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with high white spotting

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

i love my incorrect song interpretation #myincorrectsonginterpretation

I need money so I can get fatter and love life harder