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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

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don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

Any suggestions for dealing with the vile feeling of leg hair blowing in the breeze?

if you've been shaving for a long time you are probably genuinely just not used to it which will make it feel weird and creepayyy... time will help desensitize you to it I bet + you may even learn to enjoy the wind in your fur #MammalMay

my #radiantworm