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just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

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don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

Any suggestions for dealing with the vile feeling of leg hair blowing in the breeze?

if you've been shaving for a long time you are probably genuinely just not used to it which will make it feel weird and creepayyy... time will help desensitize you to it I bet + you may even learn to enjoy the wind in your fur #MammalMay

my #radiantworm

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

There is no burn epic enough to make answering that bad faith ask in your inbox worth it. The people sending it are trying to get a rise out of you. Replying makes them feel like they won. Delete it and waste their time refreshing their dash to see if you replied.