Bitch Perfect

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

Why R you like this?

I’m seeing people say Hitler. Which, I’ll be honest, really makes my answer seem silly.

you voted for yourself in that poll and you're confused???

If there's going to be a competition, I'm gonna win.

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

okay. holding ur hands as i say this. look me in the eyes. i know this is overwhelming so here's where we start. if he wants you dead then your first act of resistance is survival.

U are not "rotting" in bed. U are resting, beloved

girl you've been running through my mind all day

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

aren't you one though