“i’ve got you”

i lied i actually dont like mary/shannon <3

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

...Oh

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

Every single one of you is a genius

I think it’s funny how racism and colorism is never enough for y’all like something else always has to happen before it’s serious when we could tell you that racists aren’t good ppl from a mile away.

*chanting* if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead, if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead, if you didn't see the body the character isn't dead

Not to sound gay rn, but I could really go for kissing a woman

thats my baby 🫶🏽

Lilith: Never going outside ever again Mary: That's a crime. or at the very least a social crime Lilith: What? Why? Mary: Art pieces are meant to be shown to evoke emotion. Mary: If you hide it, that's just a crime against the unspoken social rules Lilith: What are you blabbing on about? Mary: You, bitch

I think when Mary comes back, she should first hear about the dozen guards that Lilith murdered trying to find her. It's more romantic that way, you know?

i cant wait eitherrr!!! but ive got other stuff to finish up first ;-; ALSO im totally gonna reply to ur other post but i have to realllllyyyy dig thru my head to make it make sense and write it all down lol

I think when Mary comes back, she should first hear about the dozen guards that Lilith murdered trying to find her. It's more romantic that way, you know?