Baby Bop

Mmmmm. I wish he would. But he’ll just tell me to shut up and go to bed.

Aw. Sorry to hear that.

I was escorted back to my room. D:

Good, maybe your roommate can take care of you, then.

Did you know if you mix a monster energy drink and apple pucker with vodka you have one massive buzz and the ability to talk all night long?

...Boy am I glad not to be wherever you are right now :P.

Super sick..

You should be on your way to a speedy recovery then. Ginseng is the shit. Does this mean I have to do your laundry this week? 

....No. I don't trust you washing my clothes. I'll have an itchy vagina messing with you.

Super sick..

I agree with Vicks. And when you’re not eating soup, drink tea. Dandelion (yeah, I know it sounds weird) tea or Ginseng works. 

I love my Ginseng tea, I just love it. So I've been drinking it all day, couldn't even go to classes.

Super sick..

This Grow up, this isn’t pre-k

..This Grow up? Your improper use of the English language tells me otherwise.

Super sick..

And why would he put a spell on you?

The same reason he called me a tramp. He has no reason, he's just a psycho.

Super sick..

Aw, poor you. But what wench are we talking about?

Roman.

How does one "pop the pussy"?

Eli sit down.

OH MY GOD!

cause he's a cunt.

He’s so hunky though.

cause he's a cunt.

I like him. You should try to like him.

Lolno.

cause he's a cunt.

I’m going to lock the two of you in a room until you get along. 

I'll set the room on fire and kill us both.