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this reeks of fanfic it sickens me
something about death, and sustenance, and decay. Idk
Sometimes all I think about is you
something something taking on the mannerisms of your loved ones

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I'm going to make a PowerPoint to illustrate to my bestie why Perc'ahlia is the best does anyone want a play by play
I was going to add slides as I completed them but a) got sucked into it oops b) had to dip to do lab work
Anyways hows this lookin
ALMOST DONE
ok i’ll wait a bit before sharing the thing because IDK how to do it safely [and realized too late not everyone has PP] BUT!! IT IS COMPLETE
@percivalium there are ~animations~ I promise
This is amazing 🤩😍🤩🤩
Only one thing tho:
I will have you know that we are very nice and horny for perc'ahlia on that hellsite like we're horny for them here. I promise 🤍
This is true, and the art posts are stunning.
Also in Grog’s one shot, Perc’ahlia stays in the pantry for a long time and comes back a little disheveled. Make of that what you will @blorbologist
TRKGJTRHT noted!! Most of what I hear from Twitter is discourse so I stick to my little tumblr circle, but I suppose that isn’t fair.
I whipped up a Google sheets version! It’s lacking the spinny and bouncy animations, and wouldn’t let me tastefully slide in videos, but! I’m happy enough:
Here you go! Link to the Google Sheets
*Also a note that I originally started this bc my friend Syn got an Inkling of why Perc’ahlia is Just So Incredible and I was feeling silly, so this is aimed more at my friend than a general audience. I thiiiink most inside jokes were pruned though
Endless TLOVM
I’m slowly realizing that tumblr is just my place to find fics when no one posts on AO3
Headcanon of them having their issues
A/N: This sucks, I know. I was just bored. Requests are welcome, just no smut. I do both headcanons or fanfics. Sorry for any spelling mistakes, English is not my mother language and I have dyslexia. If you want to use it for whatever reason please just ask me.
Who: Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki
What: They have ‘issues’, everyone does and this is how you all react.
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when you’re angry at them
characters: (aged up all) k. bakugo, e. kirishima, k. denki.
aizawa & shinso’s part here.
cw: a few curse words. denki’s is honestly just silly.
bakugo didn't understand why you were angry at him—what had he done wrong? the silent treatment was making his blood boil, frustration bubbling from his core to his clenched fits. younger him might have allowed that anger to boil over and leave both of you burned, but he'd matured considerably since his high school years. instead, he closed his eyes, counted to ten, and took a deep breath.
"y/n?" he approached your spot on the couch, maintaing some distance. no response.
you didn't even acknowledge him, instead proceeding to scroll mindlessly through your phone. however, your mind wasn't even on its contents, rather focusing on the hurt throbbing in your chest.

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Hello, how are you doing? So listen this idea is really stupid and I’m not sure if it could be funny or if I’m just tired but here me out. Choose whoever you want if you decide to do this and it can be anything you want. But what would their reaction be to walking into their fem s/o’s room and seeing them lounging on their bed in sweatpants and a sports bra eating pie. I ask this because that’s what I’m doing as I write this and someone just walked in, saw what I was doing, sighed like I was a disappointment while shaking their head and left. Again I don’t know if this is funny or stupid so feel free to disregard. Have a good night or day or whenever you’re reading this. 💖💜💙
Hilarious
Katsuki Bakugou x Reader
Eijirou Kirishima x Reader
Denki Kaminari x Reader
Mina Ashido x Reader
Sero Hanta x Reader
Author's Thoughts: Decided to go with the Bakusquad! And I named this "Hilarious" because its freakin hilarious 🤣
Warning: None
ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+
Katsuki Bakugou
Okay okay
You were just enjoying your pie on a Friday night
And in comes Bakugou
"Oi, Shitty Hair said to.."
He trails of at the sight.
And he very calmly snaps a picture of you.
Then a miracle happens.
He bursts out in laughter.
"Thats fuckin sad!"
And if you give him a look, he'll try covering his mouth and stifling his laughter.
"Y-Yeah, yeah, im good damn it."
"Anyway, you wanna do something less sad and go out tonight with the rest of us."
He says setting the picture as his lockscreen.
Eijirou Kirishima
"Babe, Mina accidentally swallowed a penny you gotta-"
Is put off by the sight of you.
Not because you look less attractive, he actually thinks you're adorable.
You just look sad to him.
So he's sitting on the bed next to you gently.
"Hey.. You okay?"
You're almost embarrassed by how concerned he is.
Because you're just fine!
And no matter how much you try tell him you are, he doesn't fully believe that.
Calls Sero.
"Hey man, Y/n isn't feeling well so im gonna chill with her. Yeah, she was just alone eating pie in her bra-"
Denki Kaminari
He was coming to cuddle with you.
"Hey, lovebug! Oh! Haha, well look at you~"
He was already wearing sweatpants so literally just takes off his shirt and lays next to you.
"Feed me? Ah!"
Ends up eventually just getting the whole pie.
And stats up watching Disney/Pixar movies with you.
"At first, I was confused, but we should do this more often."
And he looks so happy with you!
"Thanks for tonight."
The pie is gone and he's nuzzling into your breasts.
And all you did was lay down and eat pie 🥺
Mina Ashido
She completely understands.
It barely phases her.
"Hi baby! Nice boobies!"
She'll definitely tease you though.
"Damn, I see you're having a wild night. We got a party animal over here!"
Definitely pecks your lips after teasing as an apology.
"Sorry, Boo. Couldn't help myself, hehe."
And then she's stripping.
Down to her panties.
"What? I wanna be comfy too!"
And lies down beside you, showering you in affection.
Definitely also takes pictures though because she thinks its so cute.
Takes a picture of you with a fork in your mouth, laying against her bare chest.
Sero Hanta
"Pfft-"
Just immediate laughter 💀
"Sorry, sorry.. You okay babe?"
He is a bit worried that you're upset, but once you tell him you're okay, he's just chuckling.
Its just funny for some reason!
Sero definitely wears sweatpants all the time.
So he pulls off his shirt to reveal his loose white tank top.
And he lays next to you.
You two spend the night talking about the most random shit.
And he steals bites of your pie.
"Look. I'm just saying. There's no way aliens eat pie. They eat different because they're a different species!'
— study buddies
denki kaminari // fluff // 600+ words
warnings: one suggestive comment hinting that you two have screwed around before—besides that, just vibes w denki
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down and up. down and up. down… and up—
“hey, are you even listening?”
kaminari’s head snapped up once again, turning over to you with his eyelids visibly heavy. “h-huh? what?” his words slurred slightly as his arms rested crossed on the pillow in his lap.
you sighed and put down the book before you. “sparky.. you didn’t hear a single word i said, didn’t you?”
“what? no, of course not! what are you talking about?”
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Let’s be lonely together
Pairing: Denki Kaminari x gn!reader
Genre: Fluff
Word count: 739
Warnings: None
A/N: Sorry my writing’s a little rusty😅 it’s been a while. Hope you enjoy tho!
It was late. You yawned as you walked back towards your dorm room, exhausted from the day’s training. More than anything, you were ready for a nice, warm bath and spend the night lounging in your comfy sweats before going to bed. A ping from your phone brought you out from your thoughts, alerting you to a message you had received.
Denks: Hey
You: Something up?
Denks: You busy rn?
You: Nope, just got back from training, why?
You waited for his reply, watching the three dots on the screen.
Denks: Eww you probably smell
You chuckled inwardly at his typical response.
You: Piss off
Denks: You ain’t getting rid of me that easily babe😚 no but seriously go wash
You felt your cheeks heat slightly at the nickname, although you were used to him flirting around jokingly.
Jokingly.
You: I was gonna when you texted me
Denks: Aight then nobody’s stopping ya
You set your phone aside and stepped inside the shower. “That was kinda odd,” you thought to yourself, frowning unconsciously. In your experience of being Denki’s friend, he rarely texted you a ‘hey’ like he did today. Usually the texts you received from him were things like ‘Hehehe check out this new meme’, or ‘Y/N LET’S GO BUY MAID OUTFITS KSJDJDJ’, or ‘bae Bakugous gonna kill me could u come convince him that I didn’t eat his spicy ramen PLEASE IM BEGGING U’. “I should probably go check on him later,” you decided.
After you had finished showering, you changed into your favourite hoodie and shorts and made your way to his room. It was still some time before curfew, so you figured you would not get into trouble for wandering to the boys’ side of the dorm. You arrived at Denki’s room and knocked on the door. “Denki? You there?” You did not have to wait long when he opened his door. “Oh, hey Y/N! Whatcha doing here?” “Just… came to hang out I guess,” you replied, walking in. “Perfect timing, I just recovered from my brains getting fried again,” he chuckled. You frowned. “Denks, I told you to call me whenever your quirk backfired and if you needed help.” “Yeah I was going to, but it wasn’t that bad this time so I could handle it,” he replied.
“Where’s everyone else?” you asked, referring to the Bakusquad. Usually at this time, Denki and the rest would be hanging out at each other’s dorms. “Oh, they, uh, they went out,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Wait, they left you here?” “I mean, I had to rest up from training so I couldn’t go with them. It’s cool though, it happens a lot.” “Oh,” you said, not really knowing how to respond. “So, did you text me caz you were bored or something?” “Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess. I didn’t really have anything to do…” “You have plenty to do, Sparky,” you said, flicking his forehead and earning a small ‘oww’ in response. “Did you forget the assignment Mr. Aizawa gave us?” “Ah crap, I totally forgot about it!” You sighed. “Come, let’s do it together. I’m not finished either.” “Thanks, Y/N, you’re the best.”
An hour later, you two were lying on his bed, talking about nothing in particular. “Hey, Y/N?”
“Yeah?”
“If I’m being honest, I texted you caz I was, uhh, I was feeling kinda lonely and you were the only person I thought of texting,” Denki mumbled. Your heart sped up annoyingly at his words. “Hey, you know you can text me anytime you need me, right?” you smiled. “Mhm,” he muttered, then sighed. “Ah, I really don’t deserve you.” “That’s not true, why would you say that?” He shrugged, then rolled over.
“Can we cuddle?” “H-huh?” you said, taken by surprise. “Pleasee,” Denki pouted. You turned your face away, feeling it heat up. “Friends don’t really cuddle, Denki… do they?” “I mean me and Sero do all the time but if that’s what you think then maybe we should drop the friends label already.” You whipped your head back to face him. “E-elaborate.”
“You like me, I like you, we should just date already, don’t you think?” You did not answer, trying to comprehend what he was saying, before an embarrassed smile made it‘s way onto your face. “You like me?” “Mhm, there’s no one else I’d rather be lonely with.”
“You’re so cheesy. Come cuddle me already.”
I’ve missed your bnha posts sm (stilllove your hq posts). could I request bakugo, denki, deku, and sero having an event to go to since their pro heros and them not knowing what to wear and you’re helping them with it? take your time love ya
Helping Them Dress for an Event
Bakugou/Kaminari/Midoriya/Sero x GN!Reader (separate)
Fluff
a/n: lmfaoo I haven’t written for bnha in so long anon, I missed it too! I love this request cuz it’s way faster writing scenarios like this. I’m glad I finally have some for bnha rather than hq ly2 <33
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BAKUGOU has the worst attitude when it comes to pro hero events. He’s grumpy and annoyed and he swears nothing goes right for him on those days. Bakugou always struggles to find clothes because of his attitude. He’s swearing up and down and throwing clothes around, unable to find the right outfit. 
“I don’t understand why I even have to go to this stupid party,” he yells into his closet. “I fight villains and save lives daily and they still want more from me. I have nothing to wear- that’s it! I’m not going anymore.”
You usually come in before he can explode even more, guiding him to your shared bed while you look through his closet. He’s always appreciative when you take over for him. And when you finally find something, he loves that you don’t force him into it, he loves how you patiently wait for him to pull himself together.
“You’d look so handsome in this, Katsuki.” He rolls his eyes. “It’s only for a little while, and when you come home you’ll see the surprise I have for you.” 
“I’m leaving the second my publicist says it’s appropriate.” He pulls you into a hug, swaying side to side. “And it better be a nice surprise.”
wholesome relationship headcanons
my hero academia
navigation <- masterlist found here
[ sfw ] just some wholesome headcanons about some of the MHA guys in a relationship because y’all’s eyes need a break from smutty fics. f!reader
k. bakugo / s. todoroki / e. kaminari / d. kaminari / t. amajiki / s. hitoshi
notes: i seriously needed a break from writing smut :,) so y’all are gonna get some fluffy content today! somehow this became extremely food related and protective grumpy boyfriend related. LMAOO
cw: low key gets a little suggestive.
Katsuki Bakugo
Overprotective. And when I say he is overprotective HE IS OVERPROTECTIVE.
He will glare at anyone who looks at you funny or looks for too long.
He would growl at them. I don’t make the rules LOL.
Likes calling you “his brat” and “my stupid girl”.
He’s probably more in love with you then you realize.
He will do the most to protect you at all costs.
He constantly has an arm around you. If you did anything to annoy him he would pinch your side softly.
He’s clingy and you love it.
His fiery temper sticks with him no matter what but he slowly learns how to turn it down a little when he’s with you.
You and his mom would tease him none stop when the two of you are together.
“Hey Bakugo, you should share Y/N with me, ” Kirishima jokingly said as he saw you and Bakugo sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast together.
You've never seen Bakugo get as red as he did in that moment. His drink shot out of his mouth and Bakugo sent Kirishima the darkest glare ever. “Get your own girlfriend, shitty hair!” Bakugo shouts at Kirishima.
Kirishima only throws his head back and laughs. “Dude chill, I was joking!”
Shoto Todoroki
He’s a little shy in the relationship at first.
He smiles more often.
He won’t show too much affection towards you when in public unless you ask.
But when the two of you are alone he is all touchy and feely.
He will do whatever it takes to be pressed right up against you.
He loves holding your hand as well.
If your hands are ever cold, he’ll use his Quirk to warm them up for you.
His sister would always bother him to come introduce you to the family.
His family ends up loving you as much as Shoto loves you.
Lots of dinners cooked by Fuyumi on breaks.
Shoto will write about you to his mother. She would absolutely adore you from the way Shoto writes about you.
You’re literally Shoto’s sunshine.
Everything was going smoothly, you were sitting beside Shoto with his family at the dinner table enjoying a homemade meal prepared by Fuyumi. Although it was a little tense, all of you still enjoyed your time together.
Every few minutes Shoto would make sure that you had enough food on your plate. He would also feed you some of his favourite foods as well. Fuyumi found this to be very adorable while Natsu faked being disgusted. Seeing the Todoroki’s like this warmed your heart and you couldn't help but feel like the luckiest person alive to be witnessing it.
Eijiro Kirishima
Soft boy.
He loves cuddles.
He probably loves them the most out of the bunch.
He makes sure to be extra careful with you and makes sure he never hardens on accident in case of hurting you.
Loves your reassurance. He will get teary eyed sometimes.
He compliments you every morning. Sometimes on your hair, your outfit, maybe your mood. He never misses a day.
It’s his mission to never forget about complementing you.
You love braiding little braids into his hair when it’s down and he just lets you. He won’t admit it but he loves the way you touch his hair.
You love thirsting over him and he would get all shy and blush super red.
He loves sharing his food with you as well. Whenever he notices that you like a certain food more than usual, he’ll pick up his portion and feed it to you with the biggest smile.
Very manly of him.
It was currently movie night with class 1-A. Everyone was situated around the couch as Momo went through a bunch of movies for the class to pick. You and Kirishima were sitting on the floor in front of the couch. Your back was pressed against the couch and Kirishima had rested his head between your squishy thighs as you ran your hands through his soft hair now that the products were all washed out.
Throughout the entire movie, your hands never left his hair. Constantly running your fingers throw the red locks or braiding little strands here and there. A big smile was plastered on his face the entire time.
Denki Kaminari
Ever since you cuffed Denki he never looked at another woman ever again.
He will always have his eyes on you and only you.
He is your personal hype man.
You will do anything and Denki is right besides you ready to hype you the fuck up.
Loves doing matching outfits with you. This includes pyjamas.
He loves slapping your ass whenever you bend over to pick something up and then kiss you on the cheek as an apology.
“Sorry about that baby, your ass just looked so good.”
Kaminari and you are always laughing 24/7/365.
Y’all have the goofiest relationship ever.
Whenever he over uses his Quirk you’re always there to make sure he doesn’t hurt himself or do something stupid.
Y’all are constantly sending memes to each other with the caption, “This you?”.
After a very tough training session, Denki had yet again used too much of his Quirk. After taking the other team out with long shocks of vaults his brain got totally fried in the process. You were right there to catch him as he slumped against your breasts.
“B-babe your boobs feel so nice,” he mumbles against them as he begins to turn his head from side to side to hurry his face deeper into them.
“DENKI! We are in public,” you practically yell at him.
He only giggles in response.
Tamaki Amajiki
Possessive but won’t show it.
Like Todoroki he won’t show that much affection to you in public. It’s not that he is embarrassed or anything, he’s just very nervous and hates being in public anyways.
Lowkey doesn't mind holding your hand in public though.
He feels safe and confronted when he holds your hand.
One of his fingers would probably manifest into a tentacle and wrap itself all the way up your arm.
It's always the quiet ones who are the scary possessive ones.
He won’t tolerate another man getting too comfortable with you. He’d get insecure and drag you away, most likely to go home.
Tamaki loves your home cooked meals 100%.
Whenever the two of you decide to play board games or card games together, you discover that Tamaki is a whole new person.
He is competitive as fuck and will not tolerate losing.
After he beats your ass at UNO, he would hug you tight and reassure you that everything he said during the game was to “set the mood”.
You were talking to someone who came up to you at the mall asking for your number when you felt something slither around your ankle and you instantly knew what it was. You assumed that Tamaki was only a few feet away from you and by the texture of the thing that held your ankle, you knew it was one of Tamaki’s manifested tentacles and by the way the tentacle squeezed your ankle gently meant Tamaki was uncomfortable and he wanted to leave.
You declined to give your number to the stranger and walked away to leave with Amajiki. As soon as you were beside him, he grabbed your hand and held it in a tight grip. “We should go home,” Tamaki states firmly. You only giggle at his cuteness and follows him hom.
Shinso Hitoshi
He will scare any male trying to talk to you away within 3 minutes.
He would stand behind at a good distance to make sure you get your personal space but he WILL glare at the person so hard.
He is already super cold and scary looking and especially with that Quirk of his.
No one dares to bother you. Ever.
He is your ‘scary dog privilege’.
If anyone ever ignores his stares and tries to make a move on you Shinso is quick to wrap his capture scarf around you and drag you back into his arms.
He loves talking about his lessons with Aizawa Sensei and retelling some of Aizawa’s hero stories.
Hitoshi never ever misses a text or call from you ever. Even if the two of you were mad at each other, he would still pick up no matter what.
He is a very big hugger when he sleeps. Big spoon or little spoon it doesn’t matter.
You and Hitoshi were sitting together under a large tree after his lessons with Aizawa. You watched his expressions as he retold what he had done at today’s lesson and all the things he learned. He gets up at times and demonstrates some of his new moves as well. You watched in wonder at your boyfriend's graceful movements and complimented him profusely when be did an extra cool one.
“I’m so proud of you Hitoshi. You’ve come a long ways,” you tell him, clapping your hands loudly as he shows off his new capture trick.
Shinso grins at your words and throws his hands at you, instantly his capture weapon wrapped itself around you, inclosing you within the fabric. Shinso pulls your wrapped form into his arms and gives you a long kiss on your lips and purs, “Thank you, my love.”
@ttina101 (tagging you because ik you love bakugo)

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You can sit right here! / Gamer boyfriend! Denki x GN! reader headcanons <3
ALL CREDITS TO @DEAR-DENKI. Don’t be that person who steals people’s work! Writing takes time and stealing is a sucky thing to do :/
— AN; Hey!! This is my first time writing, so I hope it’s not awful!! Denki brainrot go brrr >< !! I hope you enjoy!!
— Warnings; Swearing, Angst kinda??? And just fluffy stuff!! There wasn’t any others that I noticed!! But if you notice any, please don’t be afraid to let me know :)
— Send writing request here :D
* Oh gamer bf denki <333
* Listen, he’s an amazing boyfriend, don’t get me wrong
* But he just gets so focused with his friends and playing, He forgets he promised he’d spend the night with you tonight :((
* Cue you, laying on your shared bed, putting on ( insert fave movie :D )
* You texted Denki, and got a little worried when there was no response
* He didn’t leave without telling you, did he?
* That’s when you heard it
* “SERO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU PUSH?? BWHAHAHAHAH”
* How could he forget tonight was movie night :(
* You walked downstairs to Denki’s gaming room, waiting for him to notice you
* You called out for him a couple times, but no response
* You tapped his shoulder and eventually got his attention
* “OH SHIT WHAT THE- oh hi y/n :)”
* You didn’t respond tho
* Only a sad look on your face
* “Hold on guys give me a sec”
* Denki deafened on discord before turning back to you
* “Hey lovely!! What’s goin on?”
* Still silent
* How dare this mf just skip movie night like that 🙄💅
* “Don’t just give me the silent treatment!! “
* “Do you know what today is??”
* “It’s Friday, we didn’t have anything to do today did we- oh….”
* “Oh is right Kaminari”
* “Hey love, I’m really sorry, I completely forgot to tell you!!”
* Yeah okay Denki 😐….
* AnywAYS-
* You, clearly upset, turn around to walk away
* That’s until Denki pulls you onto his lap
* (Author here, when people catch me by surprise, I make an ugly noise, so if you don’t, i am very jealous 👍)
* “Come on cutie, don’t leave… stay here with me yeah? I saved you a seat”
* Well now, how could you leave 🤨🤨
* Unless you a bad b, then you go 🙏🙏
* He gets you comfy on his lap, and you sit and it’s just peaceful ^ ^
* You start to feel sleepy, and fall asleep
* O shit
* Denki forgot to undeafen
* He undeafens to his friends yelling and laughing
* “Shut up, y/n is with me!”
* “If anything, me and y/n are a thing”
* “Mina I swear to god-“
* Over the sounds of his friends laughter, he turns his head to look at you, asleep on his shoulder
* It’s times like these, Denki cherishes with you
no thoughts? none .... only
izuku being shy to do anything when you first start dating, asking you for your consent even when it's to hold your hand. he'd come up to you with a timid smile, his green eyes filled with bliss, fiddling with his fingers as he questions, “can- can we hold hands?” and he doesn't even realize he's being adorable, ugh, the audacity.
denki doing the heart sign whenever he wants to say “i love you” but is too tired to do so. it could be after a huge battle with some villains and he'd be close to passing out so he'd just weakly raise his hands and make a heart shape with them. it's rare that he does this because he loves to say the three words, especially when it's you.
bakugou reading books in his free time — before he goes to bed, when there's no power.... basically when he has nothing to do. each time he reads a new book, he always tells you about it, whether it was good or bad and whether you should read it or not. most of the time, he'd say the book was shitty but then ask you to read it.